Not Safe Podcast with Nikki Glaser

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Nikki talks about the roast and why Anne Coulter sucked and how Rob Lowe is hot. Have you seen Sully? Now you have! Listen to find out what that means. Everyone reviews Brian's Bumble pictures and then they review Dan's photos. Dan talks about his experience with a ghost deer. Nikki tried to save a spider and failed and Brian almost got killed by a bear. Everyone has bear stories. What's the most disturbing thing you've seen on the internet? Dan's probably seen it. Who killed JonBenet? Nikki has the answers.
Dan and Nikki open up about how Edward Snowden talks funny, but probably deserves to be pardoned or whatever. Do you forgive artists just because they make great art? Nikki went to the Beyonce concert and tells us all about it and they talk about fame and whether it's worth it. Nikki doesn't feel like talking about sex, but they do anyway. Dan texts when he's horny and pays the price. He also says he's ready to settle down, but Nikki disagrees. They also talk about quitting comedy, but not really and they all take a relationship quiz together.
Nikki opens up about her eating disorder only to have Dan interrupt to talk about swimming and Comedy Central Executive Gary Mann pops in to talk about seeing Nikki for the first time.
Nikki talks about being propositioned for threesomes, Dan talks about his unwieldy butt hole and we all have a nice laugh about one of the writer's clothing choices.
Dan talks about masturbating for the very first time, Nikki reveals the secret to trolling creeps in AOL chat rooms and at the end everyone tries to say something nice.
Nikki and Dan discuss the joys of talking shit about people, Dan accidentally pets his dick in front of a co-worker, and the gang plays another rousing round of Orange Soup.
Nikki talks about fainting on stage in 2007, Dan talks about pleasing a woman in bed and everyone's coolness gets rated.
Nikki and Dan talk about Dan's battle with addiction, they figure out Dan's ideal type and Orange Soup gets a new angle.
Nikki settles an argument between Brian and his roommate Tim about dating advice, Dan talks about the ramifications of his parent’s divorce and Brian talks about sneaking into a movie premiere after party.
Nikki discusses all the places a guy can finish, Dan gives Brian some tips on how to sext, and the gang breaks down threesomes, masturbating and clean looking shafts.
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The gang talks about lucid dreams, Nikki sings Dan's praises, and Brian explains why he screams in the shower.
The gangs all here! Nikki, Dan, and Brian discuss Dan's latest sexual escapade which unfortunately involved a Q-tip. Everyone watched the Tony Robbins documentary and they discuss whether it's possible to change yourself in a week. Why do watermelon's have weddings? Listen and find out! Nikki accidentally gives her dog an orgasm which derails the entire podcast. Which Saved By the Bell character would you date? Everyone agrees it's not Screech. Also, it's Sweet Tango time! Brian brought in apples for everyone to try. There is eating on the podcast. Sorry.
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Nikki and Dan talk about their weekend trip to Vegas, Brian talks about his chance meeting with a girl who likes aliens and Nikki and Dan reconcile over a pubic hair incident.
Kato Kaelin, famed witness of the OJ Simpson Trial, stops by to discuss sweatpants, celebrity run-ins and his take on The People v. OJ Simpson. Also, Dan is there.
Nikki watches porn with her boyfriend, Dan dances by himself in the corner and we all learn Nikki likes the same music as a girl who just got her first period.
This week, Dan's dad gets hit by a car, Nikki talks about how flying to Thailand is not the best time to meet your boyfriend and how you should just ignore what anyone says on the Internet.
Periods Are Bad: Nikki and Dan discuss using periods at the end of a text, how to be a good friend, and break new ground in the realm of chlamydia geometry.
Nikki delves into her gross medical infatuations, Dan discusses a run-in with a character from the OJ Trial and we play clips from Dan's break-out role in a 2014 Super Bowl commercial.
Nikki figures out who in the studio has done anal, Dan gets beef for spilling soup on his crotch and we figure the only way involving your dad in sex can be hot.
Nikki talks about being burp-shamed by her mom, Dan gets a depressing hand job at a massage parlor, and we find out which comedians might be better than Dan at playing the game "Orange Soup."
Dan and Nikki talk about the future of the TV show. Lindsay Crystal, producer on the show, joins the podcast and they all talk about how parents can screw up their kids. Nikki tells the story of an unnamed comedian who tried to get back at her through the art of sketch comedy and everyone admits to the horrible childhood crimes they've each committed. The gang ruminates on which job they would do if they couldn't do comedy anymore.
Brian is back and Nikki is annoyed that people aren't more excited. Dan tells his Skype sex story where things got a little shaky. Nikki critiques Brian's Bumble profile and they rehash their exclamation point argument and everyone reveals what emojis they use the most. Nikki defends the gangs inside jokes.
Brian has a big announcement, Dan and Nikki reminisce about a terrible comedy festival they both performed in. Dan tells his famous Sinbad story.
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Podcast Details

Started
Jan 5th, 2016
Latest Episode
Feb 26th, 2020
Release Period
Weekly
No. of Episodes
42
Avg. Episode Length
About 1 hour
Explicit
Yes

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