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We learn:World War 3 again?What a relief that the rabbit doesn’t get burned aliveThis book is about my stuffed Grover- and I’m still waiting for him to be realGo on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-velveteen-rabbit-
We learn:Sleep is for idiotsI got a neighbor who is probably a Q-anon idiotI’m speed reading to try to get done before my idiot dog has to take a crapGo on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p/books/asleep-in-armageddon-ray-d-bra
We learn:Heathcliff FINALLY DIESAfter a whole winter in Minnesota without snow - we have a huge storm coming. Ugh.Was there really a time where wealthy shut-ins just wasted away and eventually married a cousin?Go on, read it for yourself:
We learn:Linton has actually managed to be more of a snot than usualMy recording room is really echoeyLockwood is an incelGo on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070
We learn:Linton actually, somehow, seems to get MORE annoyingMy wife is sick and my house is burning hotHow awkward is it to abduct someone and planning on keeping them for weeks when they’re ready to give you what you want in the first 5 m
We learn:Cathy is just as much of an entitled turd as her momThere was an actual bird in my basementLinton is at Malfoy levels of getting on my nerves.Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bront
We learn:People just die, and not a lot of buildup happens for it.Getting through 4 chapters is drainingNow the book is all about kids, like a Nickelodeon showGo on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emi
We learn:Heathcliff is a self absorbed jerk. The kind of guy who paces around his basement listening to Attack AttackI’m putting dirty water into my CPAP nowCatherine gets REALLY manipulative on her death bedGo on, read it for yourself: h
We learn:Catherine gets delusional, and Nelly might have a crushMy dishwasher is leakingIsabella is barely introduced and we already hear she’s going to dieGo on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-
We learn:I got the WRONG CLOCK from GermanyGuys, Heathcliff is BACKDoes Heathcliff actually have a revenge plan? Or is he just talking a lot about it?Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte
We learn:I finally conquor saying “Thrushcross Grange”Catherine is an affluent nanny-slapping, baby-shaking jerkI picked ‘phallus #5’ in Baldurs GateGo on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/
We learn:Want to read a book from the point of view of a man writing what he can remember someone else telling him in his journal?I have a European coldTheir might have been a ghost?Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/book
We learn:You can make an airtight, spaceship-like capsule with just blanketsLittle boys still think about girls, even in the apocalypseI’m going to write a book called ‘The Power of Sitting’Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.or
We learn:Can Christmas be racist? Of course it can.You want to spend your Christmas listening to the longest short story in the world?You want to open presents with your family while you listen to me desperately trying not to say racist wor
We learn:Another story where children are treated like adorable pets.There’s an open market for babies in the woods?I wasted my new Christmas decorating on a horrible storyGo on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/christma
We learn:Grandma baby-porn from the turn of the last century was horribleI’m GOING to GERMANY to drink beer from a glass boot and embarrass myselfI’ve never read a commercial before until this story.I’m decorating for ChristmasGo on, rea
We learn:oh my god- after over two months, I finally finished the goddamn book.I think that Granny B is the biggest ‘7th virgin’ in this story.I’m GOING to GERMANY. We’re done here.Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legen
We learn:Kim is back! And it’s not looking good for KarensaThis book is TOO LONG and I’m TRYING to get to GermanyThere are some dead bodies in the mineGo on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt
We learn:I can’t read a holiday story without worrying about pedophilesI’m learning horrible German phrases so I can get people in Germany to leave me alonethe “Do it Yourself Home school” Website loves to push stories written by people who
Gestating the Curious Mind: Reads 'The Legend of Wolf-mommy' We wrote the book about a man with a werewolf for a penis. Enjoy. Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouseSupport Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.
We learn:Karensa’s idiot kid accidently murders the drunkFor some reason there are flies in my basement, which is normally a sign that my house has a demon in it.Karensa’s son dissapears- but then, it’s fine. So it’s a non-event.Go on, re
We come up with the idea that a man's phallus is actually the werewolfWe learn:We bust out the Franzia for our comebackTurns out? 'whole body werewolves' are losersWe're still podcastings 'first married couple'Listen Anywhere: https://l
We learn:Karensa gets married to Johnny for almost no reason- but to piss his family off?She has a baby boy, and is all smug that she can now rule the abbas with an iron fistTension is finally created when she realizes that if anything happ
We learn:The whole “it was all a dream” concept has been around foreverI didn’t come up with ANY spooky sound effectsHow can you drill holes in a boat while you’re swimming for your life?Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/p
We learn:Apparently the Abbas is so amazing you’ll marry anyone to get into it.If you want to get into the abbas, you will consider marrying a rapistI have a flight at 4 in the morning and I’m still putting this episode out. Someday SOMEONE
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