Feat. former Vine star Danny Lopriore. Having your birthday be 9/11 would suck, no one really has anything nice to say to you. (14:19) Relationships are complicated, make sure to communicate your needs!

Episode 12 - The Meat Clever, Denzel Washington, and How a Nugget is Found

Sep 7th, 2018 35m 39s

Rone says that British Horrorcore raps use the word clever a lot. Denzel Washington has so many movies. We reflect on what a great podcast this has become, according to us.

Episode #11 - I Just Lie, Lie, Lie, and Thank You Tom

Sep 5th, 2018 35m 7s

Sometimes you need to cook up a good backstory when your real life won't do. Francis' neighbor Tom wants him to send an email to management - but if he doesn't, it could cost Francis a shot at playing an elite golf course.

Episode #10 - Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates, or is it The Bourne Identity? and Come on Down to Big Willie's

Aug 31st, 2018 31m 50s

(00:00) We can't remember which movie, so agree to disagree. (24:36) You've never heard of a backhanded compliment until you've been down to Big Willy's.

Episode #10 - A song about that movie "50 First Dates," or are we talking about "The Bourne Identity?" and Come on Down to Big Willie's

Aug 31st, 2018 28m 36s

We can't remember which movie it is, but they are basically the same plot? And if you thought you knew what "backhanded" compliments were, you haven't been down to Big Willie's to see the former TSA agents who work there.

Episode #9 - Everyone Still Remembers Monica Lewinsky, and The Sickle Cell Anthem

Aug 29th, 2018 24m 17s

(1:00) Everyone still remembers Monica Lewinsky. (16:31) Sickle Cell Anemia gets a bad rap, and could really use some funding.

John McCain's Funeral Song

Aug 27th, 2018 9m 44s

Donald Trump is not invited to John McCain's funeral. This is his response.

Episode #8 - The Ballad of Kawhi Leonard, Beauty and The Beast, and I'm a Churro Salesman

Aug 24th, 2018 35m 11s

Francis likes to get stoned and write songs about NBA star Kawhi Leonard. We also stumbled into some old tunes you know from Beauty and The Beast, and bring you the epic tale of a Father and Son duo who sell churros.

Episode #7 - Read Receipts, Yodeling, and College Coke Commandments

Aug 22nd, 2018 34m

What do you mean? Francis met a girl who utilizes text read receipts. Yodeling is attempted, and the top 10 college coke commandments are coined.

Episode #6 - Go Fuck Yourself, Whitesplaining, and Susan Wilde For Congress

Aug 17th, 2018 35m 44s

You Should Go and Fuck Yourself (1:00) Whitesplaining From The Boys (8:28) Rone receives an intentioned text meant for "Karolyn" to vote Susan Wilde For Congress.

Episode #5 - DM Me, Fecal Transplants, and The Story of Gilfy

Aug 15th, 2018 30m 11s

Francis strikes out at his buddy's wedding but was born to give first man speeches (DM Me) Why go on a juice cleanse when you can put someone else's shit in your ass? (Come Shit in My Ass) Roald Dahl acid inspiration. (The Story of Gilfy)

Episode #4 - Punched in the Face, The Chimney Sweep Man, and Dante Does Tickle Porn

Aug 10th, 2018 45m

Have you ever been Punched In The Face? (3:06) Francis can do English accents (7:46) Chimney Sweep Man Skit (10:08) Chimney Sweep Man Song (13:45) Francis tells the true story of his First Concussion (29:29) A former star high school running ba

Episode #3 - The One That Got Away, Uncrustables, and Five For Fighting.

Aug 8th, 2018 33m 16s

(3:08) Francis laments about "The One That Got Away." (18:05) Rone brings up "Uncrustables," creating a new theme song for the old snack brand. (31:11) We sing some Five For Fighting.

Episode #2 - Rone V. Wade, Girlfriend in the CIA, and Kleptosexuality

Aug 3rd, 2018 28m 42s

Rone and Francis stumble into an impromptu rap battle ...about abortion? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a woman in the C.I.A.?

Episode #1 - Venus Fly Traps, Hoarding, and Faux Pas

Aug 1st, 2018 37m 34s

In the first ever full rendition of Offended: The Musical, Francis and Rone take you on a journey like none you've taken before, unless you've tripped some serious balls. Make sure to subscribe, rate this anywhere from 5 to 5 stars, and tell a