Okay, the title might be a bit of a spoiler, but as it is our big ONE-OH we decided to do things a wee bit differently this season. Granted, we do start off with a quiz, but it's somewhat poignant, so whatever. So check out the episode to see w

A Song Of Hair And Skin And Eyes

Jun 8th, 2020 34m 55s

This week, your super knowledgeable hosts try to pass a quiz about Dollywood (which neither has been to). This leads into the pitching of attractions for MTP based on Dolly Parton's "Jolene", the absolute perfect song to be immortalized in a th

A Song Of Jocks & Jams

Jun 1st, 2020 35m 29s

This week, we begin by utterly failing to answer questions about Disney song lyrics before switching instead to the real meat and potatoes of giving our fantabulous music-based theme park some attractions based on everyone's favorite Jock Jams.

A Parody Song Of Small Worlds

May 25th, 2020 27m 41s

This week, Jim breaks the one-week-old rule of only using attractions based on songs by giving the challenge to make attractions based on everyone's favorite polka hero, "Weird" Al Yankovic. With a seemingly infinite number of possibilities to

A Song Of Starting Fires

May 18th, 2020 30m 48s

This week, we discuss Disney's TOS, utterly fail a quiz due to 98 Degrees, and then set forth bringing attractions to our music theme park all about Billy Joel's 1989 montage of a hit "We Didn't Start The Fire". Limos and Tom Hanks are referenc

New Season, New Park

May 11th, 2020 33m

This week, we finally step away from the shadow of SITCOT and pitch brand new theme park ideas for this, our ninth season. We end up spending time discussing seedy scams and defunct parks, as is our way.

Scrambled Eggs And Tossed Salad

Apr 27th, 2020 35m 26s

This week, we finish many things. OppAtt Theater concludes with the three most exciting attractions at Walt Disney World.SITCOT concludes with the one most exciting sitcom of television history.First up, Scottye makes a roll of the dice to s

Aren't You A Little Young To Be Making A Podcast?

Apr 20th, 2020 33m 10s

This week, we continue Opp Att Theater with a rather odd take on Spaceship Earth before switching over to even odder takes for our Phineas & Ferb attractions in SITCOT. First up, Jim takes bumper cars on a wild, scenery-changing romp through th

Bonus: FAQueue - Journey Into Imagination

Apr 13th, 2020 34m 47s

The quarantine has us in a bit of a scheduling quagmire, so here for your listening pleasure is the first episode of our Patreon-only show, FAQueue. We discuss everyone's favorite Future World Discovery pavillion and it's law-breaking butterfly

As They Say In St. Olaf

Apr 6th, 2020 31m 27s

This week, we continue OppAtt Theater by taking your ears on a whirlwind journey through the Haunted Mansion. There's even a bell. Then, we go forth into SITCOT to create attractions based on everyone's favorite show The Golden Girls. Scottye,

I Know You Are But What Am I?!

Mar 30th, 2020 30m 16s

This week, we do our best (?) to aurally explore Journey Into Imagination With Figment. In these trying times, it may just become a recurring segment. Then, we give SITCOT some attractions themed after Pee-Wee's Playhouse! The secret word for t

Shut The Front Door!

Mar 23rd, 2020 32m 53s

This week, your hosts discuss the recent pandemic park closures and then set about adding a little bit of Flavor Town into SITCOT with attractions based on everyone's favorite sitcom known as Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. First up, Scottye and

Yo, Home To Bel-Air!

Mar 16th, 2020 34m 44s

This week, we discuss the perils of drinking around the World and trying to traverse three theme parks in a single day. Then, we devise new attractions for SITCOT based on everyone's favorite Non-Rotten Prince Of Somewhere Near Los Angeles. Fir

You Got It, Dude!

Mar 9th, 2020 29m 52s

This week, we discuss the Jungle Cruise sinking and how much John Stamos loves himself some Disney before giving SITCOT some attractions themed after Full House. First up, Scottye goes off book and brings in everyone's favorite mischeivious nei

The One Where We Build A Friends Attraction

Mar 2nd, 2020 32m 37s

This week, we discuss Bob Chapek and other things that should never be allowed in Disney Parks before giving our park SITCOT some attractions themed around the somehow still hit show Friends. No one told me life was going to be this way. First

The Scottye Methodologye

Feb 24th, 2020 30m 29s

This week, we discuss Scottye's recent trip to Disneyland and all the wacky and wild things it has. Comparisons to Florida are made. Lightsabers are crowdfunded. Vaping is disallowed, but still happens. Then, we give SITCOT some attractions bas

Not Starring The Harlem Globetrotters

Feb 10th, 2020 27m 2s

This week, we discuss various DisTwitter shenanigans, the art of speaking to Sith Lords, and the hiring process for DCA before giving SITCOT some attractions based on Gilligan's Island. First up, Jim throws some guests on a boat and then throws

The Man's Theme Park Attraction

Feb 3rd, 2020 32m 16s

This week, we discuss the new ELEVEN DOLLAR sporks you can find in Batuu and then set about building a Home Improvment attraction for our sitcom park SITCOT. First up, Scottye bypasses the show and goes right to the SNES video game of the show,

Hey Hey Hey What Is Going On Here??!!

Jan 27th, 2020 26m 27s

This week, we discuss a VERY Unfortunate Figment Drink (tm) as well as the various sitcoms that have visited a Disney Theme Park at some time since the early 90s. Somehow Newhart never made it to Disneyland. Then, we bring some Saved By The Bel

The Nexus Of The Universe

Jan 20th, 2020 23m 50s

This week, we find out what the deal is with our sitcom-based theme park when we design some Seinfeld-based attractions! Turns out, it's a lot of yada, yada, yada Tower of Terror type of stuff. This is an episode about nothing, and it just migh

It's Like The Imitation Cheese Of Theater

Jan 13th, 2020 26m 33s

This week, it's our shortest episode ever! After a short discussion about the merits of Hashtag Distwitter, we set out to give our newest theme park its first sitcom-based attractions. Jim combines the whimsy of comedy monsters with the audienc

Thank God It's A Theme Park

Jan 6th, 2020 34m 48s

This week, we return with brand spanking new pitches for new theme parks to set a course for our NINTH season! After discussing our holiday gift giving and receiving, Scottye throws out ideas based on lesser known celebrities and incredibly ric

Let's Get Out Of Here!

Dec 17th, 2019 31m 35s

It's our season finale and we gotta tear this puppy down to the ground! After discussing how we would fill our Epic Universe park up with lots of action-able employees, Scottye lets one of them set up some fireworks on a Giant Swing. This goes

Let's Get Moving!

Dec 9th, 2019 31m 38s

This week, we discuss some of the insanity at this year's IAAPA conference in Orlando before setting about giving our very own Epic Universe it's own dangerous transportation systems. First up, Jim creates an in-park monorail-ish contraption th

Let's Get Sharp!

Dec 2nd, 2019 37m 2s

This week, your hosts spend way too much time talking about Baby Yoda merch and laughing at Reddit and not near enough time trying to put sharp pointy objects into attractions for Epic Universe. However, Scottye does eventually get around to in