Captain Crane is eager to make land at the first island on this holiday cruise, where a rare and beautiful turtle is rumoured to live. But not all our heroes are so keen. While Alfonso and Tony are off helping the captain with his unusual obsession, Abstinence and Sir Victor try to kill some time.
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