The maddest show in motorsport is back for the 2019 season, with Jake Sanson in the chair and guest panellists Alex Goldschmidt, Sam Hall, Ryan Ferris and Scott Woodwiss poking fun at the best news stories from the past week.

Why is Alonso so happy not to be in F1? What will McLaren be sponsored by next? How would we describe each F1 team's performance in Melbourne using a single word? And how did Stefan Johansson and Bertrand Gachot become intimate? Some of these questions may or may not be answered...........