Riding a scooter around a Walmart parking lot drinking wine out of a Pringles can at 6:30am? Sounds like a great way to start a show!

Amelia really gets perturbed when someone swipes through her photos on her phone without permission, and also how dare you assume she wants your dog to run at her dog just because you think your dog is nice. Pitney goes on yet another rant about how disgusted he is by TV commercials. You know how he hates eczema and people acting happy. We also reminisce briefly about those old Joe Namath pantyhose ads and nothing coming between Brooke Shields and her Calvins. And when did Glenn close turn into Robin Williams?

Stop telling us to watch your favorite movies and TV shows. We're not going to watch them. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai. Young Sherlock Holmes. Avatar. The Princess Bride. It's a Wonderful Life. Game of Thrones. Breaking Bad. The Wire. Mad Men. Veep. Lost. Charmed. Buffy. WE HAVE REASONS!

And don't forget it's the Year of the Vagina! Please enjoy a segment about why people are so freaked out by using the real names for their body parts.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and I Shake My Head

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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