What is written poorly, has a lot of sex in it, and stars your favorite icons of pop culture? It's fan fiction, of course! The best thing about it, is that it's written by mysterious authors under the best pseudonyms. All of this can be found on the wild wild internets. We attempt to turn some of the best fan fiction we could find into little tiny plays. Yes, it is as bad as it sounds. Featured Beer: Goose Island's Lo-Cal IPA