In which the big bad is fought and being flippant comes back to roost …Last episode the party rescued the lone survivor, Kan, from the ruined keep, and then spent half the episode humiliating him. then they reached the abandoned town of Three

Ep 78: I Sheath My Horse

Jun 2nd, 2017 40m 49s

In which horses are sheathed, and ghost towns are explored …Last episode our heroes arrived at the township of three rivers, the final destination of this adventure. Approaching the lake at night, they saw a ruined castled lit up by a strange

Ep 77: Ghastlighting

May 25th, 2017 46m 14s

In which mysterious rifts are entered, and steeds are mounted …Last episode our heroes bought horses and named them too. They rode out on Honorable, Wolf, Horse Hogan and The Universe Is Meaningless. Then a hilarious road trip ensued, like, la

Ep 76: Brother

May 8th, 2017 37m 39s

In which horses are bought and a road trip ensues …Last episode the society of the snake’s lair was defeated and the players finally got to level up and grab some loot. However, it was not over. They got the rest of the Hana Hallswift story. S

Ep 75: Snakes Shouldn’t Have Arms

May 5th, 2017 38m 56s

In which treasure chests are opened and Billicus starts a career change …Last episode the party defeated the Yuanti abomination, and Seyda pulped Mr. Naja in a barbarian rage, and with him all remaining connection to the DM’s story arc. Howeve

Ep 74: My Mom’s Face Appears On The Snakehead

Apr 25th, 2017 38m 26s

In which fear returns and rage becomes an issue …Last episode Billicus knocked himself out on a door. Then the party descended to the lowest dungeon level, still rough and unfinished. Surprisingly, they found a fully furnished study down there

Ep 73: Take That, Chair

Apr 13th, 2017 30m 59s

In which furniture is challenged and the story is rejoined …Last episode our heroes took on the Yuan Ti priest and his giant viper. The priest mind controlled Mantou and the lovely wolf turned on his master and friend Billicus, biting him. Hea

Ep 72: I’m Gonna Rage

Apr 6th, 2017 43m 36s

In which the party blunder through the fight, and we blunder through borderline offensive topics …Last episode, the party mutilated the two sentries, and wondered if they weren’t, themselves, the bad guys. They entered the hidden headquarters

Ep 71: We Are The Bad Guys

Mar 30th, 2017 44m 38s

In which our heroes are a bit too good at this …Last episode I was down with the flu and had a terrible headache and couldn’t get anything done. I’m Andy, the writer and DM, by the way. But now I’m ok. We left the party in front of the chateau

Ep 70: Dwarven Passtime

Mar 21st, 2017 45m 40s

In which stuff happens regarding ducks and squirrels …Last episode our heroes entered the estate, under cover of night, possibly belonging to the Society of the Snake. They fought with some lowly thugs at a bridge over a moat. Garrek fell in b

Ep 69: Red Square, Don’t Go There

Mar 2nd, 2017 39m 51s

In which our heroes assault the mansion, by way of a wishing well …Last episode our heroes had cleared out the crypt and learned the story of Hana Hallswift. Cedric March, the kidnapped cleric, remembered that he’d been held in a huge mansion

Ep 68: Stay Woke, Alex James

Feb 22nd, 2017 44m 23s

In which strange bards are met, and an assault begins …Last episode Gorillicus beat the viper to death and the battle in the catacombs was won. The party entered the crypt of Hana Hallswift and read her legend on a mural. However, when they op

Ep 67: So You’ve Become A Serpent Man

Feb 15th, 2017 26m 11s

In which manuals are found and the story is revealed …Last episode our heroes found the secret door and descended into the catacombs. Down below they entered the crypts and found the missing cleric Cedric March. A moment later they came under

Ep 66: Those Are Snake Faces

Feb 8th, 2017 37m 59s

In which pits are peered into and snakes have faces …Last episode the party set off to follow some leads on the secret society shenanigans in town. Ultimately they ignored all the leads and simply went to a square. It was very pleasant. From t

Ep 65: I Talked To Some Hippies

Jan 31st, 2017 40m 48s

In which a delightful evening square is visited and the mission is rejoined …Last episode the wounded Seyda and Hjani limped through the streets of Port Valor to the Elven Quarter where they were reunited with Billicus. He’d forgotten all abou

Ep 64: That’s Beautiful, I’m Dying

Jan 26th, 2017 42m 30s

In which, the doctor is found, a new friend is met and talking happens …Last episode, our heroes were scoping out some lizard/snake people in a gambling den, in a shady part of the city. Hjani flipped the table when the leader refused to give

Ep 63: Guys, Run Away

Jan 18th, 2017 43m 23s

In which fools rush in …Last episode the party went to the bank and counted their treasure, all of it, from all past 62 episodes. Just mad, FU money. Then they went shopping, for clothes mainly, nothing that could come in handy on a mission. T

Ep 62: We Hold A Pose

Jan 9th, 2017 38m 52s

In which shopping is done and the danger zone is entered …Last time our heroes had arrived in Port Valor and hooked up with their host Albert Greenstone, brother of Aaron from Aertelis. While dining in his opulent town house, assassins attacke

Ep 61: Do I Have Soap?

Dec 14th, 2016 41m 15s

In which assassins are chased and bedrooms are trashed …Last episode a brand new adventure began. After spending the winter in Aertelis, the party sailed into Port Valor: a vast walled city-port and capital of the Realm of the Merchant Kings.

Ep 60: Lardheads

Dec 6th, 2016 40m 46s

In which a new adventure begins, if only the party could remember what it was …Last episode our heroes finally defeated the dread lord of the mind flayers, Xorbaetralor. Hjani stabbed and Billicus called down the lightning. Squid chunks went e

Ep 59: I Make A Big Dick

Dec 2nd, 2016 41m 52s

In which battles end, sculptures are made and stories are told …Last episode the dragon was slain and the party ascended to the top of the tower. First they encountered a hall full of automatons, which were extremely unwashed. Hjani slipped wh

Ep 58: Squid Face

Nov 23rd, 2016 39m 51s

In which automatons are fondled and the big bad is met …Last episode, our heroes emerged from the underground and prepared to cross a sketchy rope bridge out to the side of the monolith. As they prepared to cross, the wounded blue dragon appea

Ep 57: I’m Not Taking My Cape Back

Nov 14th, 2016 46m 15s

In which an old wounded foe is met once more …Last episode our heroes entered the hall below the temple and found their way blocked by a portcullis and pit. The walls were marked with wide bore holes that maybe provided a way through. They cra

Ep 56: I Regret Taunting This Worm

Oct 31st, 2016 40m 32s

In which we meet pits, a portcullis and perhaps wall-worms …Last episode our heroes faced down two Illithid in the breeding chamber, with Billicus in wild shape as a gorilla. Gorillicus tipped the battle their way by using one mind flyer to hi