The bois are joined by comedian Alysia Hush (@alysiahush) to discuss skiing (0:00) San Antonio (10:11), Australia and New Zealand (15:35), College at Texas State (19:00), journalism, reading, and writing, (28:30), improv, astrological signs (33

You Didn't Name Your College House? ft. @emmettkjones

Mar 10th, 2020 1h 4m

The bois are joined by friend of the pod Emmett Jones (@emmettkjones) to discuss dating apps (1:30), tik-tok (3:09), poop iphone games (4:09), Luis and Emmett being college roommates (5:30), Luis working at a margarita bar in college (10:15), w

Graham Ave Web Series ft. Matt Hardy & Bo Ballew

Mar 3rd, 2020 1h 8m

The Graham Ave Web Series Ep! The bois are joined by comedians Matt Hardy and Bo Ballew, co-stars of their new 6 episode web series "Graham Ave", to discuss the editing process (1:00), the tracking shot that didn’t make it (4:07), the "internal

Lizzie Bodies Mikey B

Feb 25th, 2020 56m 25s

The bois kick the episode off with some hot riffs on kanye, tall midwestern people, The Pill in the 60s, Nate Dogg, and new comedians talking about overused topics like the holocaust, then Luis tells a story of wearing make-up in a photo shoot

Stetson Richard Craniums

Feb 18th, 2020 1h 18m

The bois are joined by photographer and director Taylor Ballantyne and her cousin MATT HARDY to discuss stetson hats (0:00), mixing up words (8:00), self celebrating (12:15), Richard Craniums (20:00), taylor’s parents writing and producing (25:

The Negging Friendzone ft. @nataliecuomo_

Feb 11th, 2020 58m 30s

The bois are joined by comedian Natalie Cuomo (@nataliecuomo_) to discuss tattoos and weird things we're attracted to (0:00), perfume (6:52), New York City (8:56), negging (12:54), comedy (21:20), LA comedy (24:00), the friend zone (31:30), fem

Super Bowl Concubines

Feb 4th, 2020 1h

The bois discuss being named "Guy" (0:00), “mook” (3:08), movie line ups (5:40), Luis in LA: LA breakfast sucks, (12:53), concubines (21:04), the super bowl (26:54), J-Lo, Jeb Bush, Shakira, (29:30) Pom’s acting class (42:30), Hamilton (45:30),

Even Aaron Hernandez was in Cats??

Jan 28th, 2020 51m

The bois discuss Cats the movie (0:00), the Aaron Hernandez documentary (11:03), the coronavirus (21:07), the facebook/twitter/instagram/linkedin meme (27:01), vacancy taxes (30:45), Hillary Clinton (36:06), an occurence at Papi's job (43:06),

Ep. 58 - In the Vegas Night Alone ft. Matt Hardy

Jan 21st, 2020 1h 3m

The bois are joined by correspondent Matt Hardy to discuss Sinatra (0:00), abbreviations (6:00) “close the door and do me” (7:00), The Power of Now (14:00), Spanish Language stuff (19:00), zippers near your guy (24:00), school bathroom shenanig

Ep. 57 - Give Meghan Markle a Golden Globe

Jan 13th, 2020 48m 58s

The bois discuss Trick Daddy and nightclubs (0:00), Iran (4:30), soundcloud rappers (8:15), creepy dudes at bars (10:32), 1917 (17:17), the Golden Globes (24:00), politics (35:30), and Meghan Markle (42:29).

Ep. 56 - Iran Parlay Bets

Jan 6th, 2020 51m 25s

The bois discuss Iran hot takes - including which service we would be and Beyblades (0:00); Julian Castro (10:50), NYE (14:07), movies - Friday, Ice Cube, Kevin Hart (18:06), martial arts, tennis, beyonce vs. serena (26:00), christmas gifts (34

Ep. 55 - The Power of NYE

Dec 30th, 2019 1h 18m

The bois are joined by correspondent, comedian, and spiritual guide Matt Hardy to discuss fuzz (1:20), Denny's and Bob Evans (4:49), weird porno (7:00), cash cab (10:00), Canada (11:00), NYE (13:30), c-walking (14:37), frat rush Ts (17:20), are

Ep. 54 - A Very Culture Christmas ft. J'Na Jefferson

Dec 23rd, 2019 1h 8m

The bois are joined by writer J'Na Jefferson (Billboard) to discuss movies (0:00), Lupita (5:20), Lizzo (7:20), Ohio and white plains (18:07), The college scandal and Jussie Smollett (25:05), some of our fav comedy specials + Weinstein (33:00),

Ep. 53 - Put Santa-Con in Cruise Jail

Dec 16th, 2019 50m 6s

The bois discuss santa-con (0:00), cruise jail (3:20), Luis’s antics in the DR (10:30), cultural naming (16:00), Curb Your Enthusiasm (19:21), Marriage Story and peloton girl again (23:24), being spiritual to be a dick, rage yoga & primal screa

Ep. 52 - Kamala rides for Peloton

Dec 9th, 2019 55m 43s

The bois discuss cha-cha (0:00), Chinese Food (2:00), last minute beach dieting (5:40), Luis going to a wedding (7:10), having kids before getting married (8:30), wedding behavior protocol (13:28), wedding expenses (16:17), a weird app (24:00),

Ep. 51 - Underarmour Herb Milktoast ft. Taj Reed

Dec 2nd, 2019 1h 6m

The bois sit down with creative producer / photographer Taj Reed to discuss milk frothing (0:00) sneakers and workout fits (2:51), basketball (7:00), herbs (9:45) underarmour (12:00), Pom’s Levi jeans bath (13:30), pants with clasps & body dysm

Ep. 50 - Turkey Talk

Nov 25th, 2019 55m 35s

The bois sit down to talk Thanksgiving, home cooking, sodium, and Stouffer’s lasagna (0:00), micro-aggressions (6:20), staying in touch with sucias over the holidays (11:59), Thanksgiving food (17:15), pre-Uber days (25:00), work vacation shami

Ep. 49 - Winter Skincare Porn ft. @garrettmunce

Nov 18th, 2019 1h 12m

The bois are joined by Men's Health and Esquire Magazine Grooming Editor Garrett Munce (IG: @garrettmunce, Twitter: @MrGarrettMunce) to discuss turtlenecks and merino wool (0:00), hair (3:30), outerwear (5:47), Erectile Dysfunction (9:50), porn

Ep. 48 - North Face Zuckerbergs ft. Matt Hardy

Nov 11th, 2019 53m 32s

The bois are joined yet again by comedian Matt Hardy to discuss juice bars (0:00), AOC roasting Zuckerberg (2:48) seeing a hot guy (5:45), and then a morality discussion about Facebook ensues (12:31). The boys then discuss their trip to the Nor

Ep. 47 - Late Night Vulnerability ft. Julio Diaz & Matt Hardy

Nov 4th, 2019 1h 6m

The bois are joined by comedians Julio Diaz and Matt Hardy to discuss whether you can take heroin and play sports (0:00), world of warcraft and video games at sleepovers (8:17) why it’s hard for men vulnerable to each other (15:50), awareness (

Ep. 46 - Spooky Kanye Bron Bron

Oct 28th, 2019 54m 31s

The bois discuss nicknames (0:00), when it's too old to trick-or-treat (4:58), mischief night (5:30), problematic costumes (10:37), slutty costumes (13:08), when to stop wearing costumes (14:27) "spooky season" (19:06), Kanye’s new album (23:40

Ep. 45 - Long Island Sopranos ft. Mike Nicolia

Oct 21st, 2019 1h 6m

The bois are joined by comedian and actor Mike Nicolia to discuss sucia-ness (0:00), long island culture and going out (6:44), a recent party Luis attended with Mike (17:00), living with family (26:00), Mike’s italian family, including his gran

Ep. 44 - Where's Drake's Dad Hunter?

Oct 14th, 2019 54m 46s

The bois discuss straws and french presses (0:00), the FSA Store being anti-feminist (7:50), MTA waste (17:45) Bieber on a unicycle (20:09), a funny Italian neighborhood moment (24:00), progressivism (27:45), Trump’s Pep Rally and can Lizzy-War

Ep. 43 - Instagram’s Open Third Eye ft. Julie Pinero

Oct 7th, 2019 1h 5m

The bois are joined by comedian/musician/producer Julie Pinero to discuss her recent LatinX Immigration fundraiser with Papi (1:00), crying (5:30), depression (13:00) Luis's sucia-ness (14:30), body wipes (18:30), getting let go (22:30), digita

Ep. 42 - Deep Dive Double Click ft. Sarah Cooper

Sep 30th, 2019 1h 8m

The bois are joined by comedian and author Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) to discuss comedy (0:00), how Sarah used to work for Google (8:12), San Francisco (13:59), Sarah's wikipedia page (20:39), finding your "thing" on stage (24:28), corporate busi