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The First Annual Audio Only Hot Dog Eating Contest, Poorly Educated #118

Apr 22nd, 2021

Thank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free!In this episode, we witness hot dog history all the while auditioning AI for the role o

Wiggly Wobbly World, Poorly Educated #117

Apr 20th, 2021

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The Non-Linear Episode Episode, Poorly Educated #116

Apr 6th, 2021

In this episode, we lose control of the format of the pod as we argue over whether or not to do a “backwards episode’. Enjoy. Oh shit, also we actually agree with the Big Bang so like, yeah.

Sex, Ethics, & Deep Fake Detectives, Poorly Educated #115

Mar 25th, 2021

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Noisy Northern Lights, (Endurance Digging), Poorly Educated #114

Mar 10th, 2021

In this episode, we discuss not just where is Waldo, but how he might be doing as well. All the while making revelation after revelation about things we should probably already know. Enjoy.

Say Umcle, Poorly Educated #113

Feb 25th, 2021

In this episode, we discuss squirt Haikus, Flint Michigan’s Water Crisis, and how we’re close to having the perfect alphabet. Enjoy.

Soil Attraction & Earth's Hole, Poorly Educated #112

Feb 10th, 2021

Thank you Express VPN for sponsoring this episode of Poorly Educated! Secure yourself online by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Smart and get an extra 3 months free!In this episode, we discuss dreams of digging, Rylee & Morgan's First Annual Beef Par

More Fingers, Different Math, (Groundhog Elixir), Poorly Educated #111

Feb 3rd, 2021

In this episode, we discuss musk vs must, how math is entirely arbitrary, and embarrassingly reveal that Morgan knows very little about Light Years. Enjoy.

Hollow Corpse Among the Stars, Poorly Educated #110

Jan 30th, 2021

In this episode, we discuss funeral music, Timeless Foxes, and Elon Musk’s foolproof way to spot a liar. Enjoy.

Manipulating Aliens & Gold Plated Wolves, Poorly Educated #109

Jan 21st, 2021

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Space Jesus & Pneumatic Tubes, Poorly Educated #108

Jan 16th, 2021

In this episode, we discuss intergalactic religion, pneumatic tubes, and to make things nice we even read a little parable. Enjoy.

Birds, Bricklayers, & Eaters, (Moon Leader Heath), Poorly Educated #107

Dec 31st, 2020

In this episode, we shit ourselves and bow down to Moon Leader Heath, all the while solving the Social Media Dilemma. Enjoy.

AI Frogs & Lebron James, Poorly Educated #106

Dec 21st, 2020

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Polite Pranks & Negative 300 Speed, Poorly Educated #105

Nov 15th, 2020

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Bert Doatbag, the Boat Dirtbag, (Immortality & Language Barriers), Poorly Educated #104

Oct 24th, 2020

In this episode, we mentally devolve as we discover we are just, like, used to what spit tastes like. By the end, we invent some things and reveal our toes. Enjoy.

What Constitutes a Sense, (We maybe need a King), Poorly Educated #103

Oct 17th, 2020

In this episode, we accidentally record for like and hour and forty minutes about nonsense, and sense too if you think about it. Anyways this is the first episode we have felt pretty good about recording since we all moved in together and I’m p

Peanut Butter Jeremies, Poorly Educated #102

Sep 30th, 2020

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Hog Heritage & The Clear Baby Conundrum, Poorly Educated #101

Sep 6th, 2020

In this episode, we discuss the Gay Confederacy, Wet Sweet T-Shirt Contests, and the language behind empathetic dialogue. Enjoy.

The Dead Elephant Mystery, Poorly Educated #99

Aug 30th, 2020

The Google Multiverse Theory & Pennsylvania Tap Water, Poorly Educated #98

Jun 12th, 2020

Below this blurb, there is a link to an NYMag article called, “135 Ways to Donate in Support of Black Lives and Communities of Color”. We have decided to put our money where our mouth is in support of black lives here in America. We will be m

Assigning Consciousness & Sitting In Gum, Poorly Educated #97

May 16th, 2020

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E-Oni Drinkifies Milkstopher, (w/Bunka!), Poorly Educated #96

May 9th, 2020

In this episode, we discuss Chicken Tomagatchi & how sonar is like lethal. All the while exploring the Color something haha I’m a little drunk writing this. Emjoi