The Einstein Bagel is a lie, a mother falls in love with her biological son, illegal immigration is thoughtfully equated with grand theft auto, women keep the Governor of Indiana informed about their menses, and Mike steals a neighbor’s couch.

SHOW NOTES

Intro

• 11 ways to make the workplace bathroom a happier place
• How the most successful people poop at work

Follow-up

• Gentiles must cease their relentless cultural appropriation of bagels

Trumped up

• ‘Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband’
• Trump on pumping
• Trump on sexual assault in the military
• Trump on outer beauty

Deal breaker

• Mother Kim West falls In love with biological son, plans marriage and babies

Stupid shit my friends post

• Illegal immigration = grand theft auto

Headline of the week

• Why women are calling Indiana’s governor to talk about their periods

Eye candy

• Great Depression-era photographs

Special Guest: Lindsay Goldwert.