This week, we discuss the crypto crash, Asterios' awful alarm clock, The Good Doctor, mailed-in-a-box meats, MadBondz, drug addictions, McDonalds cups, and...PORGS-GIVING! Art by the amazing Magi. They did it for free just to be cool, so pleas

#11: Orlando: The Mecca of Porgs

Nov 5th, 2018 34m 7s

Henlo it’s Skinachos. Asterios won’t let me watch anime until I write this post copy, so enjoy this episode of Porg Chatter before I put myself in an Idolm@ster coma like the worthless piece of human garbage that I am. Speaking of rotting garba

#10: Tallard

Sep 27th, 2018 41m 52s

Ohayo gozaimasu! It’s Srirancha back with a brand new track—and it’s a new episode of Porg Chatter! Yesterday, I got so high that I forgot how to work my own limbs. But you know who doesn’t need help using his arms and legs to move

#9: Porg Law

Sep 7th, 2018 1h 22m

The fuck? I'm not even IN this episode! Some Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory this turned out to be...here's the description from the Mother of Porgs herself, Siranche: * * * Hello! It's Srirancha, coming to you with a brand new episode of Po

#8: Hygiene

Aug 31st, 2018 34m 29s

Sirancha continues to torture me with her "Best Debate" parody series in this week's episode of PORG CHATTER!

#7: There Is No Porgcast

Jul 26th, 2018 36m 41s

Sirancha and I have a new porg!He's Wallard's brother, but he's very small, so his name is...SMOLLARD.You'll hear all about him, AND get to vote on his fate, on this week's episode of P-P-P-POOORRGG CHATTEERRRR!!POLL QUESTIONSQuestion 1:

#6: Population Control

Jul 5th, 2018 38m 6s

Porgs don't use alcohol to escape their problems. They're only addiction is hugs! Sadly, Sirancha and I aren't porgs. We open this episode with a, frankly, unusually sincere conversation about how we both need to drink a little less. But then

#5: Twitch Chatter [7,000 Download Special]

Jun 20th, 2018 45m 13s

They said it couldn't be done! They said that there was no way a podcast about porgs would EVER hit 7,000 downloads! And YOU PROVED THEM WRONG. Porg Chatter, the only podcast in the world that is EXCLUSIVELY about porgs, just crossed the magic

#4: Porg Energy

May 31st, 2018 36m 43s

"PORGS!" It's not just something you scream during sex,...it's also the name of the latest canonical Star Wars cartoon, "PORGS!" And we review the fuck out of "PORGS!" on this all-new episode of Porg Chatter. You can watch the two minute short

#3: Sovereign Porgs

May 10th, 2018 33m 51s

In an all porg judicial system, nothing would get done...EXCEPT SNUGGLES AND HUGS! Sure, innocent men would likely be put to death, but you gotta break a few eggs. BUT NOT PORG EGGS. DON'T EVEN SUGGEST THIS, YOU MONSTER.

#2: Porgcentricity

May 10th, 2018 32m 40s

We bought a porg! He's gigantic and adorable, and you'll hear all about him in this brand new episode of Porg Chatter.

#1: The Cloaca

May 10th, 2018 24m 35s

Welcome to PORG CHATTER! The world's first and only podcast dedicated entirely to PORGS. In our first amazing episode, we examine Disney's first out-and-proud gay couple, who happen to be PORGS! Proof above! But for the WHOLE story, you're gon

#0: Porgblic Relations

May 10th, 2018 26m 26s

Welcome to the unreleased pilot episode of PORG CHATTER! In this week's episode, Serancho and I discuss the world's most important fictional characters – PORGS – and how we can help Disney sell more of them.