Welcome once again dear listener to this, our latest journey into the unknown with the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting, outrageous broadcasting since The Antiques Roadshow hit Kidderminster, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageous tall-tale telling.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, part-time dog walker. The man has scooped things you wouldn't believe.
Following their recent misadventures involving accidental genocide, the inadvertant summoning of an Elder God, and the corruption of an entire planet, Porridge and his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon have now found themselves on a pirate planet enlisting the aid of a Pirate Captain in search of some macguffin or other. Hopefully Porridge himself will be able to make some sense of all this, but I wouldn't count on it.