We're taking a break folks! We'll be back occasionally with new episodes, but won't be publishing every week. Thanks for all the support! http://projectrant.com This marks the first time an author of the rant actually appears on the show. Enjoy

RANT 149: I'll Wait For YOU!

Oct 27th, 2011 1m 28s

http://projectrant.com This waitress has a tip for you geezers: Stop being such cheap bastards. Actor: Beth Puorro

RANT 148: Get Out of the Bathroom!

Oct 20th, 2011 1m 21s

http://projectrant.com This is what kitchen sinks were made for. Ok, we even grossed ourselves out with that one. Actor: Kacey Samiee Director: Shiraz Jafri

RANT 147: Subway Lettuce Rules

Oct 13th, 2011 1m 53s

http://projectrant.com If you use lettuce as a filler, this guy will become a killer. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld

RANT 146: Stink Eye Girlfriend

Oct 6th, 2011 1m 43s

http://projectrant.com Only witches should give the evil eye. You're not a witch, but you rhyme with one, so give it up. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Director: Rafael Ruiz

RANT 145: Texting

Sep 29th, 2011 1m 39s

http://projectrant.com Texting while dining is a serial problem. Actors: Kacey Samiee and Robert Lambert Director: Shiarz Jafri

RANT 144: Gaseous Bastard

Sep 22nd, 2011 1m 26s

http://projectrant.com Thank god they banned smoking in the gym... or we'd all be dead. Actor: Aaron Alexander

RANT 143: Bully

Sep 15th, 2011 1m 29s

http://projectrant.com If you're a bully, we have a suggestion for you. Stay away from this ranter. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison Director: Rafael Ruiz

RANT 142: Attention Moviegoers

Sep 8th, 2011 1m 18s

http://projectrant.com This lady digs flix, but if you don't shut-up she's gonna hit you with a stick. Actor: Hilah Johnson

RANT 141: I Was Naked!

Sep 1st, 2011 1m 19s

http://projectrant.com Post coital follicle criticisms are not cool. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Directed by: Rafael Ruiz

RANT 140: Dear Fat Guy That Tells Me To Quit Smoking

Aug 25th, 2011 1m 13s

http://projectrant.com I'll get cancer, you'll have a heart attack. Hey, we all lose, so leave me alone! Kids, seriously don't smoke hamburgers. It's bad for you. Actor: Kim Adams

RANT 139: Condom Thief

Aug 18th, 2011 2m 3s

http://projectrant.com This guy is exploding because someone snagged his protection. Actor: Gopal Bidari Directed by: Gopal Bidari

RANT 138: Emails, Clean Them Up!

Aug 11th, 2011 1m 16s

http://projectrant.com If you hit forward and then send, this rant is for you! Actor: Jolyn Janis

RANT 137: TMI

Aug 4th, 2011 1m 16s

http://projectrant.com We wrote a better description, but it was too long. Actor: Michelle Keffer

RANT 136: Plant Thief

Jul 28th, 2011 1m 55s

http://projectrant.com No. Not that kind of stolen plant. Pothead. Actor: Aimee Thomas

RANT 135: Childproof Locks

Jul 21st, 2011 2m 26s

http://projectrant.com To watch this rant you have to hold down the play button and twist slowly. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld

RANT 134: Picky People At The Bakery

Jul 14th, 2011 54s

http://projectrant.com Actor: Jolyn Janis

RANT 133: Bagel Molester

Jul 7th, 2011 1m 26s

http://projectrant.com We had a great joke about a bagel, but there was a hole in it. Actor: Michelle Keffer

RANT 132: Drama Kids

Jun 30th, 2011 1m 7s

http://projectrant.com If you interrupt the prof reading a sonnet, I'll put a bullet in your bonnet. Actor: Rob Rowland

RANT 131: The Dog Parents

Jun 23rd, 2011 1m 39s

http://projectrant.com This lady would have been happier being raised by wolves. Actor: Aimee Thomas

RANT 130: Dear Jerk Who Comes to the Movies

Jun 16th, 2011 1m 39s

http://projectrant.com If you're buying food at a movie theater it should go into your mouth not onto the floor! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.