Foodbringr App. Wrapping help. Misia, the mouse-murderer. Groundhog bars. How disrupted supply lines this holiday can affect you and Santa. Jack aims for an anchor slot: General Electric breakup, Rittenhouse trial, Travis Scott carnage. Sponsor

Celebrity Siblings LLC

Nov 4th, 2021 44m 25s

Brandon’s In First Place. Celebrity Siblings, LLC. Manscaped likes us. Foot fetishist fanbase. Brian has a time machine and shares the 2022 Midterm results. Jack reads the obituaries: Melanie Thomspon, Benjamin Guilfoyle, Chrissana Humphrey. Sp

All The President's Germs

1 Oct 28th, 2021 46m 31s

Half Dune in Theaters Now. Applying to M.I.T. Brian is Mister Halloween. President Biden’s Germ-Sharing Tips. Jack tries to land sponsors: Double-Murderer David Eckholm, Benjamin Greene’s Gay Bar, Crotchshredder 2000 Sponsor: www.manscaped.com

A Bellyful of Stick

Aug 12th, 2021 47m 33s

Equity Spelling Bee. Brian helped his son learn how to travel by himself. Brilliant ways to reverse sagging Olympics ratings. Jack auditions: Andrew, A Governor’s Story, Full Metal Jacket II, The Code Talker

Streep Tease In Aisle Three

Aug 5th, 2021 44m 8s

Andrew Cuomo press conference. Mixed Messages LLC. Celebrity hookups: Gomer Pyle, Oprah, Jimmy Carter, Meryl. President Barack Obama’s birthday party. Jack tries to land new sponsors: Chris Cuomo Consultancy, Adderall, Uncle Milt. Jack is on At

Critical Asian Theory

Jul 29th, 2021 44m 3s

Olympic track event. Affordable Interior Design. Mike’s rural bachelor party meets Tonka truck. Nipples: A Gentleman’s Club. Brian heads South Korea's TV graphics department.

The Middle Hanson

Jun 10th, 2021 45m 36s

Thanks to our sponsors. Astrologer. Saint Milton, Patron Saint of Not Educating Kids. Where Are They Now: Jack Nicholson, Kato Kaelin, Jared Fogel, Hanson. Jack reads the obituaries: Kevin Durkee, Evan Mayberry Jr., Conway Michaels, Annabelle M

Ferris Bueller's Let Off

Jun 3rd, 2021 43m 28s

The Day America Was Almost Murdered to Death. Doggie Daycare. Graduation tips. The story behind the movies: Rocky, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Jaws, The Princess Bride. Jack tries to land sponsors: Steven Lally, Tim’s Car

Necuomophilia

May 27th, 2021 51m 55s

Coming Up Next. Tim's Demolition. The backstory behind new Madonna songs. Jack auditions for Flashdance 2022, Trauma Center, Batman & Ice. Candid interview with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. #foveguv #fovewins Special guest: J-L Cauvin. www.

A Romulan Prostate Adventure

May 20th, 2021 47m 48s

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot's press conference. Ethnic Cleansers. Advice for Rob’s new baby. Jack asks Brian about his screenplays titled Star Trek: Kirk, Margarita-Vile: The Jimmy Buffett Story, Kill Tom Volume 1 and The Muppets: Ghetto Invas

The Bill and Not Melinda Gates Foundation

May 13th, 2021 45m 46s

Sensitive Valley. Brian has a new dog and was in high school as a second grader. A pipelineophile’s inside knowledge about the Darkside hacker attacks. Brian is the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion officer for Disney. Jack tries to land sponsors

Disney's Uranium Mules

May 6th, 2021 49m 19s

Amtrak. Charles from Microsoft Security. Brian is a relationship expert with advice for Bill Gates. Brian dishes DisneyLand secrets: Pirates of the Caribbean, Thunder Mountain Railroad, Barry’s Edsel Adventure, It’s a Small World, Peter Pan’s F

Lispy Jim Hosts the Oscars

Apr 29th, 2021 48m 41s

Cable News Promo. Obituaries Desk. Real estate tips. Fixing the Oscars. Jack auditions: The Rural Doctor, The Invention of Dairy, Time Force.

Nobody Likes the Cancer Beatles

Apr 22nd, 2021 37m 25s

The Bachelor. Space Go. Charities: Spay & Neuter Foundation, Little Brothers, Hey Judes Beatles Research Hospital, Doctors Without Barnes & Noble, Boys & Girls Club of Libya. Stories behind the songs on Michael Jackson’s Xscape. Jack reads spon

Hunter Biden Crime Tours

Apr 15th, 2021 50m 32s

Fake Steak. Gastenica. Channel Seven Newsflash. Suicide Hotline. Board Games: COVID, Candy Land Revisited, New Uno, New Life, New Clue, New Chess. Hunter Biden Crime Spree. Jack auditions: Kong vs. Mothra, Eighth Avenue Bodega, Aliens Visit. qm

The Dog Flipping Business

Apr 8th, 2021 45m 44s

Everything is infrastructure. Tweender. New Scotland Yard! The truth behind other 60 Minutes stories. Dog-flipping for fun and profit. Who’s getting canceled.

Most Christophi Are Sagitti

Apr 2nd, 2021 42m 39s

Astro George. Lent sacrifices. Brian’s Florida-to-NYC road trip: Savannah, Fort Sumter, Marine Corps Museum. Housekeeping.

Denzel Washington Monument

Mar 25th, 2021 40m 37s

This Narrative is No Longer in Service. Painting Pros. The meaning behind several of Tony Bennett's songs. How the State of Washington D.C. will be different. Jack tries to land new sponsors.

Murder Island Welcomes You

Mar 18th, 2021 46m 13s

Muppet Disclaimers. Prosti-Toots. Florida-NY road trip: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Memorial; Savannah’s Kevin Spacey Hunt; Murder Island; NC’s Fort Sumpin’ Sumpin’; Lepersville, Virginia. Entertainment Industry changes. The Behar Effect. Late night c

Royal Heroin Sommelier

Mar 11th, 2021 45m 43s

Di Costa Chicken Cheese. Fun Force recruiting. Brian knows Paul McCartney’s album. Harry & Meghan outtakes. Jack reads obituaries: Michael Bleary, Candace Bean, Gene Ray Davidson, Martin Delansky.

Advancing Toy Equity

Mar 4th, 2021 41m 52s

Dr. Seuss. Achievable Olympics. Ho Foods. Toy Equity Council: G.I. Joe, Rubik’s Cube, Viewmaster, Cabbage Patch Kids, Hot Wheels. Jack auditions: The Modern Artist, Incredible Hospital, Hunted by Vampires.

Inspirational Headless Husband

Feb 25th, 2021 40m 13s

Chesney’s Outdoor Dining. Discount Impressions, LLC. Brian designs video games: Redhead Redemption, Mega Pimp, SimCity 2021, Legend of Zelda: Link Joins Q-Anon. Potential sponsors: Consuela’s Cantina, Bertelli & Partners, Brick Card.

Sophie’s Multiple Choice

Feb 18th, 2021 41m 5s

Miss Pipper’s Problematic Fun House. The CDC’s on the phone. Brian’s inexplicable contempt for Jack’s little boy. Talking to kids about the birds and the bees. The Super Koran. Director’s Cuts: Sophie’s Choice, The Wizard of Oz, Psycho.

Euthabuddies!

Feb 11th, 2021 43m 31s

Law Firm for Morons. Jimmy’s Stock Market. Cat tumor redux. Brian is out-stocked by the kids. Jack auditions: The Lovers, Best Buddies, America Time Good Living.