Dan St. Germain joins Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss why Mike Figs didn't show up for the show, the 7 year old football star, Dan being bummed that he gained weight, What're You Snackin' On, the OnlyFans girl who got a Times Square billboard for her birthday, the 11 year old who caught gonorrhea from a hot spring in Italy, the customer who threw hot soup in the manager's face, the "Rust" crewmember who may lose his arm after getting bitten by a spider, a call-in from Figs' Jamaican manager, how nose size is related to penis size and so much more!

(Air Date: November 12th, 2021)

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