lmao y’all I don’t even know anymore Join us as we discuss Brendan Shanahan’s hurt feelings, have a wee cackle over Jack Eichel winning a cup before McDavid, and conduct a mini anthropological study of NHLer weddings.

S05E19: Birthing the Stanley Cup

Jun 1st, 2023 1h 35m

Part 1. A measured response on the Toronto Maple Leafs and group therapy session Part 2. lmao lol welp Digressions include: booktok & Tyler Seguin (again), biological clocks, and the Leafs’ potentially (?) killing someone’s grandmother.

S05E18: No Soap Operas, Just Greek Myths

May 17th, 2023 1h 33m

It’s important to celebrate the victories in life, especially if the victory is avoiding a second-round sweep. Join your hosts as they break down the first four games of Round 2 vs the Florida Panthers. Sure we know what happened, but it’s impo

Matthew Knies Reputation Era

May 9th, 2023 1h 44m

Y’all they finally did it. Is there anything else to say? Join your hosts as they celebrate the Leafs’ first playoff series WIN in 19 years (!!!) and put some teams into some situations, inspired by Helen & Liz beginning Yellowjackets.

S05E16: Narrative

Apr 27th, 2023 1h 20m

It’s playoffs baby and we at RGP are embracing the power of narrative. Join your hosts as we break down the first 3 games of Leafs v Lightning, ponder what life as a Tavares adoptee would be like, and Helen admits the funniest reason to miss a

S05E13: William's Empty Nest

Apr 13th, 2023 1h 11m

Liz: I just think the 1st round pick for Sandin is going to come back into play! Narrator: The pick did not come back into play. Join Liz and Producer Emily as they discuss the Leafs’ trade deadline moves, try to determine who Tanner Jeannot ev

Thoroughbred on Skates

Mar 29th, 2023 1h 34m

There’s so much to unpack in this episode: the cat/dog dynamic of Matthews and Marner, Morgan Rielly being the glue holding the Leaf to Leafs together, All-Star shenanigans, and so much more.

John Tavares Backpack Haul

Mar 7th, 2023 1h 6m

Do you ever sit and think about how much you love John Tavares? Well, have we got the episode for you! Join us as we finally learn what’s in Tavares’ backpack, laugh at Bo Horvat getting traded after getting named to the All-Star game, and disc

Bonus

Leafs' Secret Santa

Feb 13th, 2023 1h 46m

It’s that time of year again! February! A normal time to release a bonus secret Santa episode. Join us as we give out our very special gifts to the Toronto Maple Leafs. Digressions include: our need for access to the Leafs’ finsta accounts, the

Stitch 'N Bitch with Mitch

Feb 8th, 2023 1h 59m

Welcome back to Real Gud Pros! Turns out when you take a little Christmas break, news starts to pile up — who knew! Join us as we discuss the declining quality of the Leaf to Leafs, homophobia in hockey (I’m getting deja vu), the Leafs’ season

S05E09: Desert Island Daddy

Jan 21st, 2023 1h 20m

Get out your intro to psychology notes, folks, we’re psychoanalyzing the Leafs! Join your hosts as they discuss the fascinating specimen that is Mitch Marner, drop some very bold Auston Matthews predictions, and objectify Pierre Engvall — I don

S05E08: Justin Holl’s Rights and Wrongs

Jan 7th, 2023 1h 28m

I was wracking my brain, trying to remember all the fun things we talked about, and I remembered that Justin Holl threw a puck. And then I laughed for a solid 5 minutes. Oh Justin. Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ never ending list of injuries,

Hockey to Doomsday Pipeline

Dec 23rd, 2022 1h 37m

When it rains Leafs content, it pours. Join us as we discuss which Leafs believe in aliens, learn that Marner is “a big math guy”, face the horrifying reality of mortality and the passage of time, oh and cry a little over noted Maple Leaf, Mitc

Another Day, Another LTIR Placement

Dec 9th, 2022 1h 25m

Another week, another defenceman on LTIR. Who cursed us? Can we undo the curse? Oh, getting a note from future Liz: no we can’t! Join us as we discuss injuries, Kyle’s continuing obsession with the Soo Greyhounds, an absurd amount of games, and

S05E05: No Hibachi in Hell

Nov 26th, 2022 1h 42m

The Toronto Maple Leafs are dropping like flies so we think it’s time to put them all in padded rooms — save them from themselves. Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ injuries, gently bully Holl into trying Korean bbq, decide which NHLers we want

Hockey Horror Picture Show

Nov 11th, 2022 1h 36m

Let’s do the time warp again and go back in time to before Halloween and before Elon Musk bought Twitter. Join us as we discuss injuries, the Arizona Coyotes’ making the best of a bad situation, and a disastrous California road trip. To ease th

Spooooky

Nov 2nd, 2022 1h 36m

[Vincent Price Voice] The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of endless goddamn injuries It’s feeling very spooky around these parts, and only partially due to Halloween. Join your hosts as we join Mitch in eulogizing Jake Muzzin, critiquin

Two Ws and the Rock

Oct 23rd, 2022 1h 21m

It’s a day that ends in Y which means the Toronto Maple Leafs are having goalie problems. Join us as we discuss the first 3 games of the season, the latest on Hockey Canada and the Ian Cole accusations, and what we think the Leafs should dress

S05E01: Last Off the Ice, Last Out of Tim Horton’s

Oct 14th, 2022 1h 51m

We’re baaaaaack! Welcome to season 5 of RGP! Join us as we breakdown the preseason, discuss the importance of part-time jobs for NHL players, and make our predictions for the season.

Emotional Support Otter

Aug 14th, 2022 1h 19m

So uh, what’s been happening y’all? Anything exciting? Anything dramatic? Join us as we recap the Leafs’ off-season moves, quiz each other on some free agency moves, and review our pre-season predictions. Surprisingly not as humbling an experie

God Gave Me This Podcast

May 25th, 2022 1h 51m

Well, you all know what happened. Join us as we yell at Nick Paul, yell about the refs, and let out a record number of sighs — which really is impressive considering we’re a Toronto Maple Leafs podcast. Also, enjoy our aged-like-milk Florida Pa

I had friends and snacks and wings

May 14th, 2022 1h 22m

AHHHH! Playoffs have begun and, with this being released on the day of game 7, it feels fitting that we doubled down on our game 7 predictions — even if Liz will be unable to watch. Join us for discussion on the first 4 games of the series, our

Positive Nellys

May 8th, 2022 1h 23m

Auston Matthews scored 60 goals! Multiple Leafs had careers years! Your hosts are slightly? cautiously? postive about the playoffs! This week Liz threatens Freddie Andersen, Helen coos over William Nylander, and so so much more. AH PLAYOFFS!

S04E23: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Toronto

Apr 29th, 2022 1h 20m

It would have been hard to blame RealGudPros if they pouted. If they stewed. If they became a problem in the locker room. But they persevered through the adversity of [checks notes] Leafs injuries and an 8-1 loss to the Lightning to bring you t

Eternal Sunshine of the Leafs Fan's Mind

Apr 28th, 2022 1h 42m

I’m going to be real, there’s a lot of William Nylander discussion. We really embodied the AND ANOTHER THING vibe. Also discussed: Eugene Melnyk’s tyrannical reign, failures of the NHLPA, Liz’s Sens game experience, and playoff excitement. NHLP