Philip Armand inquires into the static in his perception and discovers a corpse, composed of a dwindling pile of cash. He remembers how his unfriendly neighbor used to sing opera in the shower and how this helped him recover from Tourette’s. H

Recorded Words 21, Simplicity

Jun 1st, 2016 18m 20s

Philip Armand, as usual, is distracted and overwhelmed. In need of intervention he asks his friend Mike Ceglia for advice, they speak, Philip records.The post Recorded Words 21, Simplicity appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 20, Red Faced

Apr 29th, 2016 9m 54s

Philip Armand tries to distance himself from a past relationship, but ends up getting punched in the face.The post Recorded Words 20, Red Faced appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 19, Cohabitation

Apr 27th, 2016 6m 1s

Philip Armand confuses relationship and home as if one can’t exist without the other.The post Recorded Words 19, Cohabitation appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 18, Double Team

Apr 8th, 2016 5m

Philip Armand tries on being an underwear model, while he mulls over a double-team offer.The post Recorded Words 18, Double Team appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 17, Austrian Dishwasher

Mar 30th, 2016 4m 46s

Being a roofer was never sold to Philip Armand as a safe profession. When he nearly falls to his death, he is left thinking about his childhood dishwasher. –Art by Cynthia BogartThe post Recorded Words 17, Austrian Dishwasher appeared firs

Recorded Words 16, Tarantula

Mar 17th, 2016 6m 48s

Philip Armand gets repeatedly bitten by a spider and a famous artist dangles the carrot of fame.The post Recorded Words 16, Tarantula appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 15, Campari

Mar 11th, 2016 6m 39s

Philip Armand becomes enamored with Campari while on vacation in Milan, then discovers the geography of the past and future.The post Recorded Words 15, Campari appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 14, Bliss

Mar 8th, 2016 6m 4s

Philip Armand accidentally falls into a vortex of Bliss, then the bliss hangs up.The post Recorded Words 14, Bliss appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 13, Fisting

Feb 10th, 2016 6m 41s

Philip Armand becomes obsessed with fisting, not the act but the mechanical and motivational mechanism.The post Recorded Words 13, Fisting appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 12, Morning Roast

Feb 9th, 2016 3m 8s

Philip Armand misses the smell of his mother’s holiday roast, the taste….not so much.The post Recorded Words 12, Morning Roast appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 11, Toilet Paper

Feb 2nd, 2016 6m 43s

Philip Armand wonders why they still make multi-ply toilet tissue.The post Recorded Words 11, Toilet Paper appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 10, Now You Know

Feb 2nd, 2016 2m 23s

Philip Armand rushes through Penn Station until a rumpled man stops him and teaches him a profound lesson.The post Recorded Words 10, Now You Know appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 09, Look-A-Like

Feb 2nd, 2016 6m 15s

Philip Armand is mistaken for a stranger and then someone even stranger than that stranger.The post Recorded Words 09, Look-A-Like appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 08, Do You Vomit

Feb 2nd, 2016 8m 39s

Philip Armand is asked by a helicopter pilot if he vomits, the answer comes too late.The post Recorded Words 08, Do You Vomit appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 07, Cocoa

Feb 2nd, 2016 7m 4s

Philip Armand desecrates a coca farmer in Ghana.The post Recorded Words 07, Cocoa appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 06, Peshmerga

Jan 27th, 2016 9m 35s

Philip Armand spends an afternoon watching the TV show Friends with a group of Kurdish Freedom-Fighters. See more here.The post Recorded Words 06, Peshmerga appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 05, Birthday Invite

Jan 27th, 2016 6m 35s

Philip Armand missed an opportunity to share cake with Sir Terence because he had his head up his ass.The post Recorded Words 05, Birthday Invite appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 04, Blackhead

Jan 27th, 2016 8m 29s

Philip Armand explores a mysterious black dot on his nose.The post Recorded Words 04, Blackhead appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 03, Einstein

Jan 27th, 2016 7m 18s

Philip Armand discover’s Einstein’s mistakes and what they mean for his life.The post Recorded Words 03, Einstein appeared first on Philip Armand.

Recorded Words 02, Morning Commute

Jan 27th, 2016 8m 39s

Philip Armand considers a more sanitary form of commuting, after witnessing a man attacking his own nose.The post Recorded Words 02, Morning Commute appeared first on Philip Armand.