Jackie and Dunlap are still working on their soon to be smash hit "Dracula Got Ebola", so they play their Halloween hits of yesteryear (last year): "The Haunted Goat," "The Day All The Monsters Came To Church And Got Saved," and "I Fingered A Skeleton."

Then there's all this talk about secession and Honey Boo Boo and purple people eaters and legends of wooley swamps and devils going down to georgias.

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