"RESERVOIR DOGS"Screenplay byQuentin TarantinoFinal DraftINT. UNCLE BOB'S PANCAKE HOUSE - MORNINGEight men dressed in BLACK SUITS, sit around a table at a breakfast cafe. They are MR. WHITE, MR. PINK, MR. BLUE, MR. BLONDE, MR. ORANGE, MR. BROWN, NICE GUY EDDIE CABOT, and the big boss, JOE CABOT. Most are finished eating and are enjoying coffee and conversation. Joe flips through a small address book. Mr. Pink is telling a long and involved story about Madonna.MR. BROWN"Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.MR. BLONDENo it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive -MR. BROWNWhoa... whoa... time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists.JOE(looking through his address book)Toby... who the fuck is Toby? Toby... Toby... think... think... think...MR. BROWNIt's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that.MR. ORANGEWhich one is "True Blue?"NICE GUY EDDIEYou don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big ass hit for Madonna. Shit, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue."MR. ORANGELook, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.MR. WHITEI hate Madonna.