Happy November! This month we are working out way through listener suggestions and start with a movie we both thoroughly enjoyed in the worst ways, Shark Night (3D).We have a lot of questions about the business venture of the villains, how hurr

Pulse aka When digital dementors attack

1 May 17th, 2020 1h 28m

Welcome to the ETHER...NET. Well...what the fork was this forking piece of garbage movie? We watch 2006’s, “Pulse” and it sucked the life right out of us just like the digital dementors did to the cast of this early 2000’s POS. Join us as we di

Special Episode Swap - Drinking and Screaming

Mar 14th, 2020 54m 54s

This week are doing a surprise swap with another amazing horror movie podcast, Drinking and Screaming! We're hosting their episode on Rosemary's Baby, and if you like what you heard, head on over to their feed and subscribe for more episodes.h

The Roommate aka It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up

May 25th, 2021 46m 20s

Week 4 brings us to “The Roommate”, a garbage and fedora filled movie that we both hated. We talk confusing 2000s movies, how this movie stars a fedora and belly button ring, and cat horror (#JusticeforCuddles). This movie was real bad and we d

Case 39 aka Demon kids are needy

May 18th, 2021 54m 3s

Week 3 of, “Now Streaming on Netflix” month brings us to 2009’s, “Case 39” and well, it’s not good. Basically this movie is boring as sh*t and is way too long. Join us as we sing an out of tune and out of sync rendition of the Kim Possible them

Gothika aka We need to talk about Doug

May 11th, 2021 58m 13s

Welcome back Halle! This week we watch Jen’s favorite childhood movie - Gothika. We’re not completely sure what Gothika means, however we do know what “Not Alone” means after Halle changes the explanation 3 times. We discuss a Gothika/Osmosis J

The Boy aka Poor man’s Phantom of the Opera

May 3rd, 2021 1h 3m

New month, new theme. This month we’re watching movies now streaming on Netflix! We kick off this month by watching 2016’s, “The Boy.” Let’s be clear, you’re either going to enjoy this movie or hate it...it all depends on if you enjoy a “man in

Child’s Play (2019) aka Sentience is a curse

Apr 27th, 2021 1h 4m

This week we watch the remake of 1988’s Child Play, and were very unimpressed. We talk about Chucky and Andy’s dysfunctional relationship, neglectful parenting, suburban watermelon patches, and the moment we would have yeeted a Buddi doll out o

Friday the 13th (2009) aka Jason be nimble, Jason be quick

Apr 19th, 2021 1h 9m

Make it gnarly and they will come. This week we watch 2009’s, “Friday the 13th!” Is it a bummer? Yes. Is it the worst Friday the 13th movie in the franchise? Nah. Join us as we discuss How this movie and Transformers are somehow in the same uni

Fright Night (2011) aka When did Gerald?

Apr 11th, 2021 50m 38s

2nd week of remake month brings us to a movie we both enjoy - Fright Night! We dissect the Twilight and Minority Report references, rollercoasters of emotions that Colin Farrell makes us feel (Parental Warning), and how Evil Ed is definitely #M

Prom Night (2008) aka 80% teens going up to their hotel room, 20% teens dancing

Apr 6th, 2021 1h 6m

New month, new theme, we bring you...REMAKE MONTH. Kicking it off is 2008’s “Prom Night,” so loosely based on the OG movie that they’re 3rd cousins twice removed and from different planets. Join us as we discuss Idris Elba’s life choices aka be

Evil Dead (2013) aka Poor Eric

Mar 29th, 2021 1h 10m

Final week in possession month leads us to a very unimpressive movie - Evil Dead remake. We discuss the science of how water + sugar = blood, cat worms making you a zombie demon, how long you have to bury someone before they’re exorcised, and h

Annabelle Comes Home aka Demons like parties too

Mar 23rd, 2021 53m 42s

Annabelle is back and being treated like the queen she is for week 3 of [doll] possession week. We enjoyed watching 2019’s, “Annabelle Comes Home” where Annabelle gathers all of her demon friends and party it up in the Warren’s home. Join us as

Annabelle: Creation aka The Yeetening

Mar 14th, 2021 1h 7m

Week 2 of doll possession month brings us to Annabelle: Creation, the prequel to the not-so-great movie Annabelle. People are failing vibe checks, children are getting yeeted everywhere, demons are transatlantic teleporting, we don’t understand

Dead Silence aka Don’t mess with ventriloquists

Mar 8th, 2021 1h 6m

Hellooooooo March! This month we’re going [doll] possession and opening up the theme is 2007’s, “Dead Silence!” This is essentially Night of the Living Dummy but with a little bit more Scooby-Doo action. Join us as we discuss doll lore, how to

The Love Witch aka Openly Weeping P*ss Babies

Feb 28th, 2021 51m 2s

The viewers have spoken! This week we watched The Love Witch, an excellent 1960’s weird and witchy horror tribute. This week we talk white guy face blindness, carrying around piss bottles, and most importantly, what year is it??? Be sure to rat

Life After Beth aka Lukewarm Zombies

Feb 23rd, 2021 52m 19s

Welcome to week 3 of horror romance month. This week served up some real lukewarm content with 2014’s, “Life After Beth.” It was one of those movies that didn’t know what it wanted to be and just tried to dang hard. Join us as we discuss mortic

Warm Bodies aka True Love’s Kiss

Feb 14th, 2021 50m 21s

Happy Valentine’s Day to you and your zombie lovers/friends. We. Love. This. Movie. We did have some questions though. What’s the timeline? BZ? AZ? BZE? Who else died in Julie’s life? Should we develop a program in case of zombies to just give

Bride of Chucky aka Stop giving them the power

Feb 7th, 2021 55m 52s

Welcome to February aka Horror Romance month! We’re starting out with 1998’s, “Bride of Chucky!” This one was a real delight. Who doesn’t love a woeful doll couple just trying to work out their relationship problems? Join us as we discuss grant

Jupiter Ascending aka CHOICES

Jan 25th, 2021 1h 12m

This week watch a movie full of choices, featuring the mother of all choices - Eddie Redmayne’s voice. Honeybee boys? That’s a choice. Human goo? That’s a choice. Roller-skating dog boys? THAT’S A CHOICE. We have a lot of questions, most of the

I, Frankenstein aka All Gargoyles go to Heaven

Jan 18th, 2021 57m 53s

What do you get when you cross the story of Frankenstein, Bill Nighy, and gargoyles? You get pure bad garbage, that’s what you get. This week we watched 2014’2, “I, Frankenstein” and it was the best yet worst kind of trip we’ve taken in a while

Repo! The Genetic Opera aka You Got Repoed

Jan 10th, 2021 48m 27s

This week we watch the cult classic - Repo! The Genetic Opera...which unfortunately means you get to hear Jen sing for a full 45 minutes. We discuss the job description of Repo Man (Repo People? How many are there? How much do you get paid?), i

Splice aka Starring Jazz and Tic Tacs

Jan 3rd, 2021 1h 8m

TW: sexual assault is mentioned in this episode.New year, new month, new theme! This month we are tackling genetically engineered...stuff...We kick off this month with 2009’s, “Splice!” Ufda. This movie was WEIRD and not really in a good way.

After aka Of Course

Dec 27th, 2020 1h 21m

This week we watch After, another terrible movie based on a terrible One Direction fanfiction. We discuss literature we hate, Cruel Intentions rip offs, and try to determine what Chancellors do. Jen impresses everyone with her Lord Voldemort/Ha

50 Shades Freed aka We too are freed from this series forever

Dec 21st, 2020 1h 33m

Well...that series was a trip. This week we finish off the 50 Shades of Grey series with the third movie, “50 Shades Freed.” I bet you can already guess how many Dorito’s we give it. Join us as we discuss how Ana has a secret passion of being a