This week we watch the terrible sequel, 50 Shades Darker, featuring more cringey lines, but at least we got some cringey drama to distract from their cringey relationship. We discuss obvious villains, sexy cooking, and who Boyce Fox is. Does he have a Twilight counterpart? Is he based on a real person? WHY DOES ANNA MENTION HIM A MINIMUM OF 10 TIMES AND WHY DO WE NOT EVER SEE HIM? Rate and subscribe or we’ll make you watch this movie, Clockwork Orange Style.

Stats/info: 2017, directed by James Foley, starring Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Eric Johnson, Eloise Mumford, Bella Heathcote, Rita Ora, Luke Grimes, Victor Rasuk, Kim Basinger, and Marcia Gay Harden

(Intro music from https://www.free-stock-music.com)