Oh boy, this week we watched Fantasy Island, an unfortunate dumptruck of a remake of the 70’s TV show. You can call this movie Lombard Street because boy is it full of nonsensical twists and turns. We talk nicknames, jacked therapists, and how Jen’s preferred methods of theoretical torture. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll make you be a part of our crappy fantasies.

Stats/info: 2020, directed by Jeff Wadlow, starring Michael Peña, Maggie Q, Lucy Hale, Austin Stowell, Portia Doubleday, Jimmy O. Yang, Ryan Hansen, and Michael Rooker.