Dan(forth) Felton from "Assorted Goods" joins us and helps to make this our funniest episode yet. You really should listen to his show. It's good.

Our best warm up yet! Thanks, Dan!

In no particular order:

• Shoutouts
• Updates
• Poutin (ick)
• Bond & Broccoli
• Tsar Matryoshka I
• Canstralian or Ausnadian?

Headlines (with random convo sprinkled amongst them)

Dan's Turn:

• Fouled Out
• Put the Money in the Bag!
• Monosodium Glutamate is racist!
• Killed by a Cock
• FINISH HIM!
• Half-Court Scratchers Elbow
• Mr. Shithole

Chris's Turn:

• Daily Fail Wins! (really, they do)
• BLUE 32!
• (Then Dan demonstrates his lack of situational awareness)
• Show me the voicemail!
• 20,000 KM Sammich
• Black Ops
• Battle for the Constitution
• Sledging Injury
• Who says superheroes aren't real?
• Dan's Canada comes out
• Chris throwsback to a Canadian National Treasure
• Inspectro
• Your Can Be a Teacher!

Jeff's Turn:

• Cancelled Condoms
• One Drop is All It Takes
• The Best Size
• Do the Math, Shippy
• Viral Visions
• Soy Sauce Arson
• Double-Ended Mutilation
• Nuclear Rolls
• Federal Deposit Irony Corporation
• Late Addition by Dan:
• Donut Diss

"1917" - SPOILER ALERT!

• All three of us liked it and you should see it, but if you plan to see it, you should turn off the show as soon as we bring up the movie.
• We sound really smart, but it's almost certain we aren't nearly as smart as we sound.

Again, you REALLY should listen to "Assorted Goods" with Dan Felton.

P.S. Jeff hates "Game of Thrones." Please @ him. Please.

The non-American, non-military Millenial schools the two American, veteran Gen Xers.

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