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Sailor Business 201 - So Long, Sailors

Oct 11th, 2021 1h 19m

Chris and Jordan take a look back at the series and what they've learned from it. And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it made all this possible!

Sailor Business 200 - Everyone Should Be Dead

Jun 30th, 2021 1h 34m

This is it--the final episode of the 1992 Sailor Moon Anime. 200 episodes later, nearly seven years coming, and we end on Tsukino Usagi's 43rd birthday. It's a bittersweet moment for us all, I am not going to lie, and we're very happy to be joi

Sailor ComMoonTary 002 - Reginald Vel Johnson Terminology

Jun 23rd, 2021 40m 19s

We're back again with a second ComMoonTary, this time on the episode YOU (or listeners like you) voted for us to discuss--the Rhett Butler episode, aka the one with Zoicite wearing a herd of rats, aka the one with that alleyway scene, aka the o

Sailor ComMoonTary 001 - Yes Cat, I Shall Become a Moon

Jun 16th, 2021 43m 38s

What the--?! Are we delaying ending out series??? Yes, yes we are. Before we end the Sailor Moon series, we're going back to the beginning of it all to do a commentary track for the first episode of the series! Get you Hulu subscription ready a

Sailor Business 199 - Did You Try Friendship?

May 25th, 2021 1h 16m

It's all down to this--the last two episodes of Sailor Moon ever... or at least, of Sailor Stars, which is pretty much Sailor Moon. And its the last two episodes if you don't count the two rebooted series that followed it. But it has all been b

Sailor Business 198 - "Why?" Is the Devil's Question

Apr 26th, 2021 1h 13m

Surprise! We are back, extending the longest fight in Sailor Moon history out exponentially! AND GUESS WHAT? This time, more Sailor Scouts die! Get ready for tear-packed sadness like you have been craving! Thankfully, the always-delightful Bett

Sailor Business 197 - These Are Cousin Bracelets

Mar 21st, 2021 1h 36m

This episode we learn the truth about what happened to Mamo-chan! And we also learn a horrible truth about some people we thought we could trust! No--I mean on the cartoon episode, Chris and Jordan have not beytrayed one another any more than u

Sailor Business 196 - Oh They're Doing This Again

Feb 28th, 2021 1h 31m

Oh wow--yeah, stuff is really happening now! Like, permanent seeming stuff that is, like... sad? And bad? And has me feeling mad? IT'S REALLY ENDING! OH NO! Thank goodness Allison Stock is here again to make me feel happy! Send us your sad reme

Sailor Business 195 - All Joking the Same Joke

Feb 7th, 2021 1h 24m

We're getting really close to the end now, and that means we're starting to... get answers? Well, a little bit, anyway... and we're back with probably our favorite guest of the entire series (no offense to the other guests, but we didn't make a

Sailor Business 194 - THE SAILOR WARS

Jan 18th, 2021 1h 51m

OK, look. We are back with an episode that should have been out a little while ago, if by a little while I mean a long time. But don't worry about that--we're back and THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS. The Sailor Stars are heading quickly to their fi

Sailor Business 193 - It's Called AskJeeves Not TellJeeves

Dec 13th, 2020 1h 37m

Oh my--you ready for some secrets to be revealed? Well, I hope those secrets you're interested in are what is the gang gong to do for the festival because that's what we're gnna find out! Thankfully we're mysteriously joined by new friend Sam B

Sailor Business 192 - Hecked That Up To Goofenstein

Nov 1st, 2020 1h 31m

Hey, do you think Mina could become an idol? I mean... again? That's right, Mina is in ANOTHER Idol contest, and this time... it's her dream on the line! We're back with our good pal Kat Kuhl to judge the cotest and the whole concept of the sho

Sailor Business 191 - Becoming Not Suck

Oct 5th, 2020 1h 30m

Grab a roll of quarters, it's time to head back to the video arcade! That's right, the scouts are entering an arcade game... tournament? Sort of? What better way to talk to the boy from your school who is ignoring you than winning a contest tha

Sailor Business 190 - Becoming Not Suck

Sep 14th, 2020 1h 26m

Get ready, everyone, because the Outers are back, and they're up to their old douchetastic ways! That's right, these three think they know better than the future eternal queen of the galaxy yet again and are butting their noses into her sailor

Sailor Business 189 - Sulking in the Dark

Aug 31st, 2020 1h 28m

Hey, it's realistic fortune telling on the show--meaning a character dresses as a fortune teller and makes some stuff up totally blatantly! And it's the one who's supposedly "really" psychic! Anyway, join us along with Elizabeth Garcia for a tr

Sailor Business 188 - A Backlog of Juban Scumbags

Aug 16th, 2020 1h 28m

OK, we're back with the first of the LAST THIRTEEN EPISODES of Sailor Moon! Can we keep on a timely schedule as we move into the final stretch? Your guess is as good as mine, but for now let's get ready for the dumbest marketing push you have e

Sailor Chibi Business 024 - Attack Animation

Jul 26th, 2020 53m 52s

OH WOW, it's been a couple minutes. We aren't QUITE back yet, but as I type these words, we are recording episode 188, and in the mean time, Chris and our new friend Kathryn Marusik take a look at the Attack Animations! Send us your attack move

Sailor Business 187 - The Great Jubanian Pastime

May 25th, 2020 1h 51m

Get ready to play ball! Softball, that is, as Usagi is roped onto a softball team to defend the new relationship she doesn't have with Seiya! What? Yeah--trust me, that's what it is. And we are joined by our new pal Kathryn Marusik to ref the w

Sailor Business 186 - It Ain't Called Cakeland

May 4th, 2020 1h 37m

Are you ready to learn everything you ever wanted to know about Chibi Chibi? Well, we're not, so it's time for an episode about her that answers NOTHING! Nearly nothing, anyway... unless you wondered where she gets candy from. And our new pal E

Sailor Business 185 - The Secret 4th Mike

Apr 26th, 2020 1h 46m

Are you searching for someone's love? Do you have no way to express that other than becoming a celebrity and making hugely popular songs about it? Then, oh man, this is the episode for you. ANSWER FOR ME! And we're joined for this concert of an

Sailor Business 184 - Sailor Padawan

Apr 5th, 2020 1h 54m

OK, we're all stuck in our homes, so we're getting back on track on this thing! Is it approproate that we're here with an episode about people all going over someone's house? Yeah, let's do this! And we're joined once again by our good friend A

Sailor Chibi Business 023 - Animes Rules

Mar 15th, 2020 1h 9m

It's been a minute, hasn't it? Yeah... first convention season started, then... well, things got crazy and now there's a pnademic... but hey! Here's a chibiside to tide you over! We will be back soon with the regular series, but don't you want

Sailor Business 183 - Looks Pretty Campy to Me

Feb 16th, 2020 1h 40m

OH MAN--did you want to see a Sailor Moon slasher movie episode? An episode where the scouts go camping and wind up in a Friday the 13th situation with an undead killer stalking them and their fellow campers? Well, too bad. That's not this, des

Sailor Business 182 - Let's Be Vaguely Better in 2020

Feb 2nd, 2020 1h 22m

Ok, this show just got a SECOND Dawn Summers. Oh, and did you know pop stars get to be police if they want to? Yeah, it's all true, and we're all a bit weirded out by it. Thankfully, we've got Kerin Cunningham back to talk us through it all! Se