Happy belated Halloween!  It took me 26 years to watch Hocus Pocus, so of course it took me almost a week to post a Halloween episode. On this episode I'll discuss my fear of all things scary and how I'm truly lucky I made it through high school with the amount of crying I did on haunted hay rides and trails.  I'll also lead a Halloween edition of "Judge's Table" where I judge my past Halloween costumes and list my favorite celebrity costumes this year (spoiler alert: no slutty costumes made the list because that is SO unoriginal).  Additionally, I'll FINALLY watch Hocus Pocus and The Witches since I'm old enough to know it's all fake (kind of) and try to understand how either of these movies were made for children.  Finally, Aunt Cin and Uncle John aren't done scaring me because they're bored and their kids are in college.

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