Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree?There's nothing like a little comfort food and indulgence when times are tough!Transcript here.Music: "Ice Cream With You", monplaisir

Just Because

Apr 8th, 2020 3m

When the days have been long and hard and slow,A gift from a friend can make your heart glow. Giving a gift is one of the best feelings in the world, there's no doubt about that - but receiving one feels pretty great, too! Transcript here.M

Special Delivery

Apr 5th, 2020 3m 10s

I wish I may, I wish I mightSend my friend a gift tonight!Wishlists are one of the modern world's best little conveniences. What a great way to send someone some love from anywhere you are! Transcript here.Music: "Ice Cream With You", monpl

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Supportive Statements for Modern Minds

Mar 16th, 2020 2m

A message of love and support for the audience of SSfMM. Transcript here.

The White Elephant in the Room

Dec 30th, 2019 4m 44s

Sometimes you want to do away with the presents and impress upon your guests that their gift is their presence. It's all well and good to say "no gifts", but everyone has to be on board.Transcript here.

Overkill

Dec 29th, 2019 5m 9s

Sweet little kitty, purring by the tree. Sweet little kitty, destructive as can be. Honestly, if you have a cat and put up a Christmas tree, you really ought to know what you're getting yourself into. Transcript here.

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Bonus: Overkill Outtakes

Dec 29th, 2019 1m 59s

Ever wonder what it's like to record in a busy apartment complex with a curious cat? Here's just a taste.

Overkill

Dec 29th, 2019 5m 9s

Seconds and Thirds

Dec 28th, 2019 4m 31s

A plate piled high, a family gathered 'round. But is this dinner trying to put you in the ground?If there were ever a reason to indulge, it's a holiday that heavily featured fried food...but the trick is knowing when to say "when". Transcript

Return Policy

Dec 27th, 2019 4m 22s

The crowds, the sounds, the stress, the roar - it's last-minute shopping at a big box store. The worst of the holidays happens to the best of us - but perhaps even the slightest bit of planning could make it go a bit more smoothly.Transcript

Krampus on Campus

Dec 26th, 2019 5m 9s

No matter how good you may think you may be, the best of your goodness is what no one sees. He knows if you've been bad or good. He's banking on bad.Transcript here.

The Blog Slog

Dec 25th, 2019 6m 15s

When it comes to recipes for a holiday meal, those bloggers have a frustrating deal. Ever tried to navigate a cooking blog in time for a special occasion? Then you get it.Transcript found here.

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The Thank-You Note

1 Nov 2nd, 2019 1m 38s

This is Scary Stories for Modern Minds. Episode 14: The Thank-You Note.Hey, y’all, it’s Caroline Mincks here. Just me. I’ve tucked away my Inexplicably English Narrator voice for the time being. I wanted to hop back on for a moment to thank ev

Tit for Tat

Nov 2nd, 2019 7m 2s

When it comes to supporting your chest, you shouldn't settle for less than the best. Bras. We all love to hate them. What's worse than a bra? Shopping for one. Transcript and notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Upa2WgOBEzQ-HBjesoYp90mB

Apply Yourself

Nov 2nd, 2019 5m 59s

We said you're hunting for employment. We said nothing about enjoyment. You know those personality questionnaires on job applications? Yeah, what's that about? Transcript and notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZKewjkIrsK62tuMgCb7x6pQd

Dot Dot Dot

Nov 2nd, 2019 6m 3s

You text and text, and then you wait. Are they careless? Is it bait? In a world fueled by instant gratification, a delayed text can be truly horrifying. Transcript and notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gRfqaZ5rpooZqGlRPF7qrN_dO9_xcaZ

Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Gram

Nov 1st, 2019 8m 2s

Be careful how you use that "like" - it may turn into your first strike.It's hard to resist the temptation to do a deep dive into someone's social media - but tread lightly!Transcript and notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/103HRsfTGbxL

Autopilot

Nov 1st, 2019 5m 9s

Have you ever tried to be polite, but it simply wouldn't come out right? When our brains and our mouths don't sync up properly, it can lead to some truly horrifying consequences. Transcript and notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RLFiI

Retirement and Expirement

Nov 1st, 2019 6m 54s

89 years of work and no play - it's death before we miss payday. Travel to the future to get a glimpse into the working world a few decades from now. Pretty grim. Transcript and notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vvhTHN2gaO4WDziWlcqQs

HONK if You Love Learning

Nov 1st, 2019 6m 41s

If you want a moment's peace, never put your trust in geese. The idea of learning a new language is enticing...but is it worth the risk? Transcript and notes.

Let's Go Over it Again

Nov 1st, 2019 6m 2s

Your every failure and defeat, amplified and on repeat. If only we could lock away that little voice in our heads that seems determined to replay our worst moments... Transcript and notes.

Headgroans

Nov 1st, 2019 6m 2s

A playlist or podcast can be a balm for a person desperate for some calm. We all have our favorites, our go-to listening for our free time...isn't it nice to have a moment's peace? Transcript and notes.

Electernal

Nov 1st, 2019 5m 36s

With everything political, one must be a bit critical. The cycle of campaigning and elections seems to be never-ending, doesn't it? What if we dialed that up to eleven? Transcript and notes.

A Brewed Awakening

Nov 1st, 2019 5m 9s

Without a morning jolt, we'll surely all revolt. The world awakens to find that every trace of coffee has vanished - but how? And why? Transcript and notes.