According to Matt, this is our BEST EPISODE EVER! That may or may not be true, but it's definitely one of our drunkest episodes ever as we try our best to talk aboutErnest Saves Christmas! Matt gets things rolling by pre-gaming at a Christmas work party and then bringing with him a giant bottle of wine and two teeny little bottles of Jack!Doug  puts Kirk  to shame, cup-flopping past him to no end!Leopardactyl  shows up!Next week: We celebrate another year of Schlock greatness by making our selections in best and worst categories for THE FIFTH ANNUAL SCHLOCKIES AWARDSIES!!!