Three extremely short bits not long enough to be their own episodes:1) Hand Crafted Murdering Knives2) If the Dukes of Hazzard had Google Maps3) A Foolproof Method for Finding a MateSupport the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)

Episode 16: Home Fries

Jun 10th, 2021 3m 17s

Tim marveled at the home fries. They were quite different here at Lindy's in New York City than what he'd grown up consuming as home fries back in Texas. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)

Episode 15: Schmedley Part III

Jun 9th, 2021 7m 32s

Part three of a three part short story.Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically

Episode 14: Schmedley Part II

Jun 4th, 2021 7m 41s

Part two of a three part short story.Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as

Episode 13: Schmedley Part I

Jun 1st, 2021 9m 21s

Part one of a three part short story.Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as

Episode 12: Ricky Tango Jr. Tells Me a Space Story on Voicemail

Apr 16th, 2021 1m 21s

Ricky Tango Jr called me the other day and left me this voicemail. I'm pretty sure he didn't make this story up.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)

Episode 11: How to Make French Toast

Apr 12th, 2021 2m 16s

Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take advantage of a long-established culinary history you had no hand in creating for your own s

Episode 10: Clear the Tracks! The Story You’re Listening To Right This Very Moment Could Save Your Life Unless You Get Hit by a Train

Oct 7th, 2020 5m 37s

In my opinion, 90 percent of the people who get hit by trains every year deserve to get hit by trains. I simply cannot conceive of any justifiable reason for someone to be hit by a train (unless, of course, you’ve just upset the Don of your spe

Episode 9: Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?

Jul 28th, 2020 8m 33s

If you are a college student, I strongly suggest that you go ahead and get an internship at a fast food restaurant in your area. That way you’ll be fully prepared to enter the job market when you graduate in 10 years.#####This was originally pu

Episode 8: Smoke Screen: Confessions of a Tobacco Junkie

Jul 17th, 2020 6m 9s

I have come to the decision that I will never, ever, never smoke another cigarette for as long as I live unless there happens to be one near me.#####This was originally published in an issue of the Austin-American Statesman newspaper’s XL Ent e

Episode 7: I Almost Cut My Hand Off With a Meat Cleaver

Jul 9th, 2020 2m 40s

The summer before my freshman year in high school circa late 1980-something I almost cut my hand off with a meat cleaver.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)

Episode 6: Ricky Tango, Jr. Becomes a Man

Jun 26th, 2020 1m 12s

I was ten years old the day I became a man...Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)

Episode 5: I’m a Real Stand Up Employee with My New Standing Desk

Jun 23rd, 2020 1m 56s

I recently purchased a standing desk for my home office so I can stand up while working. No, I’m not a self-loathing masochist, I just got tired of sitting on my ass all day. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)

Episode 4: Staying Fit During the Pandemic: 5 Tips from an Unqualified Nobody

Jun 19th, 2020 5m 49s

Staying physically fit during a worldwide pandemic can be difficult. Trust me. I’ve found it so difficult I haven’t even tried.https://clifhaley.me/staying-fit-during-pandemic-5-tips-from-unqualified-nobody/Support the show (https://www.buymeac

Episode 3: How I Successfully Failed to Upgrade my Son’s Laptop

Jun 15th, 2020 4m 4s

Science never ceases to amaze me. Why, just the other day science amazed me by making my 11-year-old son’s computer almost impossible to upgrade. Thanks to the impressive strides in the miniaturization of computer components made by science, at

Episode 2: Ricky Tango, Jr. Under the Couch

Jun 10th, 2020 1m

A very special episode featuring friend of the show Ricky Tango, Jr.Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)

Episode 1: Food Amazes Me

Jun 10th, 2020 4m 18s

Food amazes me. I’m not talking about the kind of naturally occurring food you can just yank off a tree or run down on the highway, I’m talking about the kind of food people make by mixing things together in a test kitchen or laboratory.Support

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