Psych!! We have 2 fresh episodes in 1 day!! As an added bonus, Jess has a very special sexy voice telling us all about how fun it is to work during a California power outage, Murphy's law, St. Paddy's shenanigans, Dave Matthews dumping his poop

#50 : Broken Foot Blues

Mar 28th, 2023 1h 4m

Hey everyone we finally made it to 50 episodes!!! Only took us 3+ years but we won't delve on that because we did it and we're still here and maybe in like 3 more months we'll put up another episode!! Regardless, in our landmark 50th we have lo

#49 : The Riddle Of The 3 Foot Tall Man

Dec 30th, 2022 1h 12m

In this last episode of 2022 we talk about the pandemic domino effect that's still wreaking havoc on our lives, as well as the World Cup that's wreaking havoc on our lives. Basically everything is wreaking havoc on our lives!!! But we like to h

#48 : Jess Gets A $10k Offer She Can Refuse

Oct 31st, 2022 1h 8m

Jess is back in town and when she's back we like to have the occasional fun!! During said fun we discuss service animals, indecent proposals, timeshares, staffing woes, marathon medals and Jess yelling at unsuspecting customers. Oh ya and lots

#47 : Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Oct 25th, 2022 1h 9m

As always we're promptly back with a brand new highly anticipated episode!! We go over our summer adventures including the sneak attack of the century in Denver, creepy ride share drivers, real life final destinations, scammers, shady folk and

#46 : Jess Goes To Arkansas

Jul 22nd, 2022 1h 7m

Jess goes to Arkansas..that's it.Nah just playin lots of other stuff happening and it's a whole lotta giggles!! She does indeed talk about going to our favorite state, but also worldly interns, work visas, hot weather, hot boy summer, hot mart

#45 : Homeless Harriet & The Whistling Douchebag

Jul 22nd, 2022 1h 11m

We're back baby!! And we got lots of good stuff to talk about!! We gots robot cooks, more lanyards, more Davood, more blind dates, more douchebags, LA vs. Chicago and what the world would be like if we could just split our bodies and multiply a

#44 : Pear Man Vs. The Mole People

Apr 29th, 2022 57m 3s

In this special live episode of Jessica's podcast, definitely not Danny's, we talk about all the good stuff over a couple white claws. We have a surprise guest, vomiting, the never-ending saga of the worst bar patron EVER, the surfacing of mole

#43 : Technical Difficulty Extravaganza

Apr 29th, 2022 1h 6m

Welp we finally recorded for the 1st time in 4 months so welcome back us!! Lots has happened since we last spoke so don't miss out on all our delightfully vulgar and playful banter..albeit from halfway across the country now. But who cares?!! A

#42 : Halloween In February

Feb 24th, 2022 43m 58s

In the last of our carefully planned time capsule episodes, we discuss this past Halloween in depth, flash mobs, Turd Ferguson and prepare Jess for her move to LA. It's like reliving your life from 4 months ago, and who doesn't want to do that

#41 : Suck It Josh

Feb 8th, 2022 55m 35s

Well it's been 4 months but hey guys we're back and trust me it feels like a time machine because Jess still hasn't moved to LA, baseball is still going on, people are licking faces and, with the biggest throwback of all, casinos have creepy gu

#40 : Half Pints Of Love & A Fifth Of Stress

Oct 1st, 2021 1h 8m

We go real deep in this episode with some help from our good friend Kid Rock(ok so he's not ACTUALLY in the episode but he helped us get through a lot the past week). Thanks Kid. Anywho we get into old timey favorites like conventioneers, stupi

#39 : Don't Ask For A Full Refund For Salad Dressing

Aug 27th, 2021 54m 27s

Well it's been hot and that means people have been acting all sorts of weird. Listen to us talk about all the things from fake Jessicas, the return of masks, Inspector Gadget, those damn kids and the wonders(more like blunders AMIRIGHT!!) of Gr

#38 : The Carolina Handbag

Aug 20th, 2021 56m 6s

To celebrate our 2 year anniversary we have some claws and talk about our vacations, Lollapalooza, The OC, Dave Matthews, the demise of several beloved Molson Coors beers, stupid bar arguments (barguments??!! eh eh!!) and more of The OC. Rachel

#37 : Busch Vs. Busch Light

Aug 5th, 2021 1h 3m

Seriously Busch PLEASE SPONSOR US!!!!!!

#36 : A Duck Walks Into A Bar

Jul 2nd, 2021 56m 5s

Our 1st live show in a very long time so BOOYA!! To commemorate we talk about the same ole things but with added flair..we delve into how STILL no one wants to work, Mark Eaton, old people jokes and what or what should not be considered a side

#35 : The One With Bill Gates

Jun 3rd, 2021 1h 5m

In possibly our most service industry centric episode(we know..weird for a podcast about the service industry) we discuss the worker shortage, the new maskless frontier, Bill Gates, lizard fucks, lots and lots of batshit customers, Hennessy mar

#34 : Don't Trust A Guy In A Turtleneck

May 7th, 2021 1h 1m

Sorry for the delay but we're back!!! Because it's been a while we have a lot of ground to cover such as our return to normalcy, stupid "fancy" drinks, the evolution of hard seltzers, Tupac, DMX and MUCH MORE!!! So grab an ice cold White Claw S

#33 : Dastardly Dralex & Doreen's Divinations

Mar 19th, 2021 1h 1m

In this birthday filled episode we discuss the increased capacity at bars/restaurants as we slowly return to normal at literally the year long mark since the pandemic shut the world down, as well as a new worst customer of the week segment that

#32 : Tom Brady Kisses His Dad On The Mouth

Mar 1st, 2021 1h 2m

Spoiler alert: we got covid. So we talk about life from quarantine. Some of our deep thoughts include the merits of tipping, prosthetic limbs and Tom Brady's love of open mouth kissing with family members and sooo much more!! Enjoy our quaranti

#31 : We're The Three Best Friends(That Anyone Could Have)

Feb 1st, 2021 1h 23m

In this super duper extra special episode we interview TikTok superstar @Benjispears about his meteoric rise, the cult of Applebees, creepy Karens and what you can get for $4 at a bar, all while becoming best friends!! We also delve into the sl

#30 : It All Started With A Chicken Sandwich

Jan 9th, 2021 1h 10m

I think we can all agree 2020 can suck a dick. A Big Fatty Dick. As such, in our final episode of the year, we go over the things best left behind, as well as entitlement, drinking in the cold, Linkin Park guy, Twisted Tea guy, more entitlement

#29 : The Worst Dr. Seuss Book Ever

Nov 25th, 2020 1h 12m

In honor of Jae's bday we talk all fun things lockdown 2.0 and the colorful characters and regulations it's brought with it. We discuss all the people coming out that should never leave their homes ever, new work attire, outdoor dining, Hallowe

#28 : When Does Corona Come Out At Night?

Nov 21st, 2020 1h 3m

In our first in-person recording in months we talk about Jess's California adventures, new corona restrictions on restaurants, outdoor dining, creepy dudes being creepy, talking to hot dogs and more Seth Rogen bashing. Check us out!!

#27 : Don't Ask For Shit For Free

Nov 3rd, 2020 1h 1m

Jess & Danny discuss wholesome family issues like bathroom orgies, beer, voodoo Snookie teachers, drunk influencers, beer, auto grat, the worst restaurant in Chicago, the lengths some people will go for free drinks and the immortal Rob Zombie.