Oops, we did it again. Another rerun. But Matt has an explanation at the beginning of this episode. Check it out and hopefully we’ll be back fresh soon.

Food Burger – ATOC121

Mar 16th, 2016 25m 49s

The guys discuss Cullen’s dad and his suspected pastimes. Also, the bleak political climate makes an appearance in an episode sponsored by Food Burger.

[RERUN] Focus Features World – ATOC104RR

Mar 9th, 2016 29m 23s

Our first rerun in the history of the show. Deal with it. The guys gulp down another pumpkin something-or-other and discuss a new rule at the movie theatre and the people who hate it. They also propose a new theme park and help a listener decid

Homemade Cannons – ATOC120

Mar 2nd, 2016 29m 14s

The guys have a lumberjack-inspired brew over discussion on the dangers of homemade archaic artillery, and the maple syrup cartel in an episode sponsored by Chuck Johnson’s Mexican Restaurant.

Selfie Safety – ATOC119

Feb 24th, 2016 26m 17s

The guys try another hard root beer over a remarkable listener story about a dangerous and very inconvenient priapism, as well as discussion on a hilariously morbid new statistic in an episode sponsored by Ma Gertie’s Adult Warehouse.

Arachnophilia – ATOC118

Feb 17th, 2016 29m 41s

The guys enjoy an odd, but delightful brew over conversation about workplace hazards, animal husbandry, and nerd enthusiasm in an episode sponsored by Tooth Fairy Finders.

Try Our New Cheese Globs! – ATOC117

Feb 10th, 2016 29m 38s

The guys enjoy a beer that’s exactly what the name says it is while pondering whether or not they’d take a one-way trip to Mars. Plus, they offer some fresh suggestions for desperate pizza chains looking to liven up their menus in an episode sp

Renaissance Man – ATOC116

Feb 3rd, 2016 29m 29s

The guys enjoy a hard soda over more flat-earth nonsense, and a lengthy conversation on Cullen’s Dad and his (romantic?) pursuits in an episode sponsored by Carl’s Used Books.

Some Still Think the Earth is Flat – ATOC115

Jan 27th, 2016 26m 9s

The guys enjoy a decent beverage for once whose marketing is pretty gross. They then discuss snow construction, archaic home theater vocabulary, and a certain Flat Earth theorist who has recently gone on a public Twitter tirade in an episode sp

These–I want THESE tires specifically – ATOC114

Jan 20th, 2016 25m 28s

The guys drink one of the worst beverages they’ve ever endured on the show over discussion on tire retailers and social media annoyances in an episode sponsored by Gordon Geribido’s Sex School.

Daredevils & Babypods – ATOC113

Jan 13th, 2016 28m 49s

The guys once again share a sugary malt beverage over conversation about wilderness drinking; a new, rather intimate music listening apparatus; and whether or not daredevils should exist in an episode sponsored by Ted Christ: Miracles for Hire.

Drinking And Entering – ATOC112

Jan 6th, 2016 29m 54s

The guys have a mediocre malt beverage and give advice on when it’s okay to fart in front of your significant other. They also share two stories of New Years Eve peril from opposite sides of the Atlantic and celebrate the return of Uncle Bib’s

Holiday Darwin Awards – ATOC111

Dec 30th, 2015 24m 5s

The guys halfway enjoy a megalopoly’s desperate attempt at capturing a growing segment of the beverage market over conversation on mobile phone distraction, and a condom vending machine robbery that ended in tragedy in an episode sponsored by G

No Spoilers! – ATOC110

Dec 23rd, 2015 21m 30s

One of the guys enjoys a traditional holiday beverage while the other chokes it down over discussion on the best self-given Christmas gifts, and the best of the now non-canonized Star Wars Expanded Universe in an episode sponsored (once again)

Pump & Dump – ATOC109

Dec 16th, 2015 29m 44s

The guys share another beverage abomination over more discussion on Star Wars fan theories and whether or not one of Cullen’s coworkers is squatting at his place of employment in an episode sponsored by Holiday Quick Tips.

Crying over spilled STACK – ATOC108

Dec 9th, 2015 22m 23s

The guys get clumsy with discussions on the worst Xmas gifts they’ve ever received, Cullen gets political, and Matt manages to get more beverage on his desk than in his belly in an episode sponsored by TruckNuts.com.

The Phantom Menace?

Dec 2nd, 2015 30m 34s

The guys choke down a new variety of an old beverage foe over discussion about underwear and the recent Star Wars fan theory that has shaken the fanbase to its core in an episode sponsored by Martha’s Leftovers.

I’m thankful for… – ATOC106

Nov 25th, 2015 28m 47s

The guys enjoy a comic book themed malt beverage over conversation about elderly drug lords, Thanksgiving, and another case of unfortunate identity in an episode sponsored by Gobble Gobble Bang.

You Can’t Name Your Child That – ATOC105

Nov 18th, 2015 29m 54s

The guys finally crack a beverage they’ve been saving for a while and discuss worthless coworkers, effective and ineffective energy drinks, irresponsible parenting, and host a special guest over the phone in an episode sponsored by Crabville Se

Focus Features World ATOC104

Nov 11th, 2015 28m 48s

The guys gulp down another pumpkin something-or-other and discuss a new rule at the movie theatre and the people who hate it. They also propose a new theme park and help a listener decide what tattoo she should get in an episode sponsored by Fu

Beyond?! – ATOC103

Nov 4th, 2015 28m 12s

The guys suck down more Fall flavor over tastier talk about a criminal deviant on the loose in the place you’d most expect it, and the future of Star Trek in an episode sponsored by My Racist Dad, Tuesdays at 9pm on StormChannel 9.

Just Ankles and Beard Shavings – ATOC102

Oct 28th, 2015 28m 28s

The guys have another seasonal brew over answering many personal and revealing questions in a long email from Superfan Bryan, and consider the scenario that lead to Cullen finding something disgusting in his work parking lot in an episode spons

Next Time, Get a Sitter! – ATOC101

Oct 21st, 2015 25m 30s

The guys enjoy an autumnal beverage over discussion about insensitive theatre-goers, and lamentations on the absence of scientific appreciation in modern-day movies in an episode sponsored by El Pene del Diablo.

Episode 100: Shameless Capitalism

Oct 14th, 2015 40m 56s

The guys celebrate 100 episodes by sharing their favorite money-making moments to make even more money because money rocks.

The Odyssey Concludes – ATOC99

Oct 7th, 2015 29m 7s

The guys share the quintessential classic malt liquor over topics such as abstaining from pornography and over-patriotism. Also, Matt shares his near-death experience from the past weekend in an episode sponsored by Big Al’s Wrecked-Em.