Here’s some jewzy junk for your ears. Joe K joins us again and also said he was “happy to play the role of that shithead Andy Cohen” (which made me giggle) when he told us about it. It’s a fun one. And the show’s alright too.Have a great long w

PNS646 - Brown Julius®

May 10th, 2020 1h 9m

Hi listenturds! We have a fun showzies for you. Joining us from NYC is Joe. Everyone enjoy and stay safe! Muah.

PNS 645 - I'm Worried About Amy Klobuchar

Apr 19th, 2020 1h 30m

Funzies listening while you're lying around spanking it?

PNS644 - Rona' Farts®

Apr 11th, 2020 1h 18m

Oh my, it’s been some time, huh? Well, fellow quarantiners and those participating in the Panko® Challenge...welcome!We had so much fun putting this together with you and I think might have ultimately decided that if it was this easy tech wise,

PNS643 - How Warm Is the Seat Of Your Pants?

Feb 13th, 2019 52m 20s

Funny gays everywhere! Miss you mucho

PNS642 - Long Tooth High Gum

Nov 23rd, 2018 1h

Hiyeee PNSexploder’s!Hope you had a fantastic day!It’s been too long (and this episode proves it) — naw, it’s all good. Hope you all enjoy and stick with us while we try to get N’Sync better about pooping out shows more consistently.AND

PNS641 - Tyne Daly Analytica

Jul 4th, 2018 33m 16s

Ass promised, another bareback-to-bareback episode. Happy Holiday! (yeah America...). Kiss KISS, -PNS

PNS640 - Geegee and Behlla Hah-Deed Twat Cream

Jul 3rd, 2018 37m 6s

Hi little lovely listenturds: Hope your summer (teeth) is turnt-ing out to be wonderfully hot and moist — and you're keeping those dangerous (Sugar) ray's off your precious skin with some Geegee & Behlla Hah-Deed Twat Cream. This is one part of

PNS639 Your source for everything Real Housewives

May 13th, 2018 57m 33s

Hey lovely listenturds, It's been a while, huh? Well, we're back! It's hot times summer in the city - and that can only mean two things: 1) we *might* be mentally stable enough to leave the house and record more often and 2) everything starts s

PNS638 - It's All About Girth!

Jan 26th, 2018 46m 23s

Hi lovely listeners! It's been waaaaay too long. It's a new year and unfortunately NOT a new me! Who doesn't love BREAD! BREAD! BREAD! Anyhooters, hoping 2018 is finding you able to leave your houses just a slight bit easier. Baby steps. Per us

PNS 637 - You Got A Nice Spread

Nov 13th, 2017 49m 14s

Hi Fuckers! Enjoy! Or don't. Unsubscribe. I dare you. Muah, -PNS

PNS 636 - I Wanna Feel Good Tonight

Oct 15th, 2017 45m 25s

Hey lovely listenturds, Hope this finds you all happy and healthy! Tonight we're all a bit out of it. Noee is ti-ti, Patrick's in a Fibro-Fog® and I'm just...well...I have no excuse. We bounce around from topic to topic. Little Harvey, lil' Fri

PNS635- Axe the Gaywadz!

Sep 13th, 2017 29m 35s

Hey lovely listeners! Here's a follow up episode to our last. We *may* have accidentally repeated a couple ATG questions - whoops! I'm unsubscribing! Muah! ✌️&❤️, PNS AXE THE GAYWADZ NUMBER IS (872) 529-7293 - CALL US! OR DON'T!

PNS634 - Lot Lizards

Sep 9th, 2017 27m 59s

Hi bois and squirrels, It's been too long **that's what she said - HONK TWEET** Anyhoosers, I mezzed this show up a little. We took a break for a cocktail refill and somehow when we started recording again, it only picked up Patrice, hehe! Not

VINTAGE // PNS128 Fart Party!

Aug 7th, 2017 39m 57s

Hey lovely listenturds! Here's another one from the archives. Obviously both you (as well as us) prefer new content, but when we can't get a new show in...how do you feel about the VINTAGE show? Let us know on our FB page! Love always, PNS

PNS633 - Whomp There It Is!

Jul 31st, 2017 56m 53s

Hey lovely listenturds! We're back. Lots of funzies on this show. An unexpected call from the funny, kind, sweet and all too fucking sexy Matteo Lane, fresh off his appearance on The Late Show With Steven Colbert. We also have a bunch of Axe th

VINTAGE // PNS121

Jul 22nd, 2017 28m 47s

Wellzies, We were supposed to tape and then had some vino and decided we just wanted to spend time with each other. We were all in need of some loving. Here's a vintage episode, hopefully less racist than the last. Muah, -XOXO

VINTAGE // PNS30 What'ya Gonna' Pick, Hot Pockets!

Jul 20th, 2017 31m 55s

Hey gays and gals (and you weird heterosexual dudes who listen?) We have been a bit of a summer hiatus. I traveled to Dubai for a cosmetic surgery vacation that I had a Groupon for that was going to expire. Noah is on sabbatical and working on

PNS632 - Lizzo my Eggo

Jun 11th, 2017 53m 28s

Hi loves, Dropping (a load) episode on this HAWT Sunday in Chicago. I really don't remember what we talked about, but I'm 100% sure we went to see Lizzo afterwards. Enjoy! Thank you all for your support and tell your friends to listen. Muah, PN

PNS631 - Oh No

Jun 6th, 2017 54m 50s

Highs and hooters, Let's start your week off right with a little explosion of the PNS. We invited Aaron and Greg, two long-turd listeners from Chi, to join us in the stu-jo this past weekend. Our number one fan (Kathy Bates style) Joe sings us

PNS - Sextra Boner Episode

May 31st, 2017 20m 4s

Hi dickskins! The image and Pat's introduction are enuff. Just dropping (like it's hot) a little extra content this week. MUAH! PNS

PNS630 - The Rachel®

May 28th, 2017 1h 4m

Good day/night/whenev's you are listening. We are dialed up and reaching krunk by the end of this episode. Lots of chatter, microaggressions®, etc. I'm pretty sure we all laughed the hardest when remembering The Rachel® haircut and how it swept

PNS629 - Microaggressions®

May 24th, 2017 1h 23m

Ciao lovely listenturds, Man, do we have a kick-ass show in store for you. Hoots, toots, microaggressions and more! As always, thanks for listening and go easy on yourself, cry in the bathroom stall, fart in the aisles and when all else fails..

PNS628 - Camera Ready®

May 13th, 2017 47m 6s

Aww geez. Hmmm. What to say. Pretty much just a chill episode with the boys. Lots of dark themes and micro-aggressions happening below the surface though. If you're reading this, we have not been taken off the planet by a nuclear bomb.....yet.

PNS627 - Split Log

May 7th, 2017 1h 10m

On today's show, Patrick treats the other two guys with dignity and respect, and we think it might be our best show ever. We talk about the Met Gala, shitting the bed (thanks to our new sponsor Casper™), and play ShelleyVision (available on iTu