ooooOOOooooOOOOooo get spooked BITCH. Lauren comes up with a new merch line while Kassy invents a strange new Italian dish. FUCK WESTERN DIGITAL!!!!!! oooOOOoooOOOooooOOOooOO watch out! ooOOOooooOOOoooOO
Kassy and Lauren start working for the CIA and tracking children in the future while Michael loses his prized condom and spits water on Laurens tiny, round, head.
Kassy and Lauren extol the virtues of working in retail and the a-holes that appear along the way. We are back. Lauren and Andre are engaged. We have returned.
"Jesus, bless this episode as we are getting way too spoopy for anyone else to handle. " Jesus replied in a heavy vocal fry "UuUuUMmmmm I'M sorry....."
Kassy and Lauren talk about dogs again, but this time things get heated. Lauren has a strange experience at a party and Kassy's mom doesn't talk to her for weeks.
Lauren falls off a roof and speaks Dutch. In her own words " Kablorki, Shibloik Shimshimbaheng. Binky bonnk" . Yes she says this.Kassy rips Laurens nail off and curses at people who hate dogs. If you hate dogs, listen to another podcast buddy.
Oh it is valentines day. Drown out your feelings with a new episode of Sh*t Chat, a glass of wine and a copy of the classic movie X-Man. Kassy sees a movlie (whatever that is) and Lauren goes on a date with a serial killer.
Lauren imposes a strict no singing zone, and Kassy almost gets killed. Also what is Hecky? Who said it? Where did it come from? When will it happen? Listen. Find out. Solve the Mystery.