Our friend Kelsey joins us tonight to talk about the news you need to know. And we are doing the segment "Moist Questions". Here are some examples:

What are some reasons to go commando under that dress?
Do girls actually like dick pics?
Do you think we don't know it's a padded bra?

Here are the headlines:

Kentucky man goes viral for clearing snowy driveway with flamethrower

Man leaves girlfriend of six years in tears with joke Christmas 'proposal'

Family Video closing all remaining stores

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