Tommy from Toledo joins us again. We do story time with Tommy and we also cover these articles.

This lawnmower does 0-100mph in 6.3 seconds

Florida Man Gets A $500 Fine For Telling Police His Name Was "Ben Dover"

Scientists believe cockroach milk could be one of the most nutritious foods in the world

Teen driving 105 mph blames hot wings, need for restroom, police say

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