Gemini and Arthur meet up at Daddy Juice Studio in the Beaded Curtain District with Foxtrot and  Burrito via Jitsi for their recap of the short week, play everyone’s favorite Slam City classic guessing game What I Had For Lunch, comment on odd news, and reflect on what they learned this week.

• Gemini did a live stream where he attempted to make a tornado omelette.
• Burrito went outside to check the mail to get some cars.
• Spill the Beans, Burrito - Burrito’s red faux leather desk chair finally arrived.
• This is the Newz
• Marijuana vending machines now available in Colorado with more to follow
• America Has Two Feet. It’s About to Lose One of Them.
• If You Aren’t Milking Your Corn, Is It Really Summer?
• Russell Kirsch, Inventor of the Pixel, Passed Away
• Microsoft Internet Explorer is finally dead
• Bald eagle attacks $950 drone, sends it to bottom of Lake Michigan
• A stash of beer and gum that dates back to the 1980s was discovered hidden behind the shelves of a Washington library
• Ryan Reynolds Opens Streaming Service That Only Streams 2003's Foolproof
• Marijuana company will destroy $2.6 million inventory of year-old vapes
• Playhouse put on Airbnb as joke booked by family
• Girl, 12, caught on camera gambling at Australian casino
• Europe's largest 3D-printer just made its first two-story house
• Swiss scientists create glow-in-the-dark mice to study cellular function
• Man steals bucket truck, takes it for a drive through the Beaded Curtain Outdoor Mall
• Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute
• German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening
• Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo
• Michael Jordan shoes auctioned for $615,000, setting new record
• Aquarium drains wishing waterfall for 100 gallons of extra cash
• A man lived in a Tampa Bay-area stadium's luxury suite for over 2 weeks before he was arrested
• YouTuber designs gun that shoots masks onto faces of those who refuse to wear them
• Why Tokyo’s New Transparent Public Restrooms Are A Stroke Of Genius
• Kellogg's Mermaid, Frozen Waffles, Blue Raspberry
• The next Girl Scouts cookie flavor to grace your mouth: French toast
• An Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman to sneak into a cemetery and deface the grave of his longtime nemesis with animal carcasses
• Poop transplant cures man's 'drunkenness disease'
• 56-year-old Pokémon GO trainer arrested for assaulting 55-year-old trainer
• Japanese man rides 1,000 kilometres on stolen mamachari bicycle to see Tokyo for first time
• Want to look good while staying safe? Put CCP Ultra Mask on your face!
• Want to own one of the biggest ranches in Texas? It will cost you almost $320 million
• The F-100 could sling nuclear bombs and launch itself into the air like a missile. Now it can be yours.
• 'National Anthem' NASCAR car stolen from Cracker Barrel parking lot in Georgia
• 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week
• Durian on a pizza
• Slam City Durian Sour
• 86 US Agencies can arrest you
• WAP
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