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Pollution is causing penises to shrink, warns a scientist

Peaches

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Meta-analysis of the lyrics to "Gloria" by Laura Branigan

The Banana Trick

This Is The Newz

Elephant kills 70-year-old and then returns to trample her corpse at funeral in India

Woman charged with felony after spitting on corpse in casket at funeral home, records show

Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.

Michigan becomes third state to legalize digital license plates

Shelbyville men net catfish with adult toy in stomach in southern Indiana

Couple branded 'takeaway police' for measuring pizza proving it wasn't 15 inches

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

AI-powered Super Great Robo Goalkeeper employed at sports center in Saitama

A canned omelet from a Japanese vending machine

Hotel guest who boiled crabs in room’s kettle angry to have to pay for damages

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