NSFWSmack My Pitch Up 97 - Mad Max: Kronk's New DystopiaTranscript at the bottom of show notesHobbit and Thandi strap in for a diesel-fueled ride through remakes and remixed of Mad Max!Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu

Freejack: Orphans of a Nihilistic God

Feb 25th, 2023 45m 15s

NSFWSmack My Pitch Up 96 - Freejack: Orphans of a Nihilistic GodTranscript at the bottom of show notesHobbit and Thandi enter the spiritual switchboard to remake and remix the 1992 dystopian sci-fi film Freejack starring Emilio Estevez, Anthony

Red Heat: Republican Mustache

Feb 17th, 2023 38m 27s

NSFWSmack My Pitch Up 95 - Red Heat: Republican MustacheTranscript at the bottom of show notesHobbit and Thandi start a new cold war as they fire of remakes and reimaginings of the 80's action classic Red Heat starring Jim Belushi and Arnold Sc

Fatal Attraction: Stuck In Crazy

Feb 10th, 2023 43m 53s

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 94 - Fatal Attraction: Stuck In Crazy Transcript at the bottom of show notes Hobbit and Thandi visit one of the greatest sexy thrillers of all time as they try to suppress their... Fatal Instinct Subscribe to Smack My Pit

The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half

Feb 3rd, 2023 44m 9s

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 93 - The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half Hobbit and Thandi are finally back! They head to Alcatraz Island to remake and reimagine the 1996 Michael Bay action extravaganza, The Rock Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://

Beverly Hills Cop: Fatal Instinct

Jun 13th, 2022 1h 15m

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 92 - Beverly Hills Cop: Fatal Instinct Hobbit and Thandi head to Beverly Hills to stick bananas in tailpipes and solve some crimes! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons

Condorman Fringe (Mash-Ups)

May 15th, 2022 34m 22s

NSFW Ep. 91 - Condorman Fringe (Mash-Ups) Thandi and Hobbit put on matching outfits, and try to start a gang of street tuffs. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and T

The Warriors: Practical Decisions (For My Thug Family)

May 7th, 2022 1h 13m

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 90 - The Warriors: Practical Decisions (For My Thug Family) Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/s

Mash-Up: Chubby Grandad Matinee

Apr 22nd, 2022 44m 25s

NSFW Ep. 89 - Mash-Up: Chubby Grandad Matinee Thandi and Hobbit follow the yellow brick road to a land of unspeakable horrors! Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on the Smack My Pitch Up stream! Mike the Hobbit and

The Wizard of Oz: Bleak Like Kansas

Apr 16th, 2022 1h 12m

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 88 - The Wizard of Oz: Bleak Like Kansas Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe C

Ghost: Why Is Everything Damp?!

Mar 25th, 2022 1h 15m

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 87 - Ghost: Why Is Everything Damp?! Hobbit and Thandi say ditto a lot. Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscribe Check out tons of merch for the GUI Network on TeePublic: http://bit.ly/tee

Mash-Up: Demolition Man plus Idiocracy (equals Democracy)

Mar 18th, 2022 29m 58s

NSFW Ep. 86 - Mash-Up: Demolition Man plus Idiocracy (equals Democracy) Thandi and Hobbit imagine a future dystopia where the Wilson bros and Sly and Snipes demolish good taste. Subscribe: bit.ly/SMPUpod A new mini-sode format on "off" weeks on

Demolition Man: The Demolition Meister

Mar 11th, 2022 1h 15m

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 85 - Demolition Man: The Demolition Meister Hobbit and Thandi go to the future to express their happy joy joy feelings about a Demolition Man remake Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui_subscrib

Batman: Oh, No! It's Michael Shannon!

Feb 27th, 2022 1h 22m

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The Full Monty: Five Armie Hammers (The Razor's Edge)

Aug 27th, 2021 1h 3m

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National Treasure: Building Relationships Was The Real Treasure

Jul 9th, 2021 1h 20m

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 82 - Legend: Mustache Devil Knows What He's About Hobbit and Scotty P (Geekfathers) are gonna steal the Declaration of Independance to find a pitch on the back for a National Treasure Remake! Subscribe to Smack My Pitch U

That's Entertainment (The Short List)

Jun 5th, 2021 40m 1s

NSFW Ep. 83 - That's Entertainment (The Short List) Style: Dystopian Musical Synopsis: Jacob finds himself in the literal spotlight after his brothers death, and has to decide what and who's worth fighting for in an underground society where hi

Legend (1985): Mustache Devil Knows What He's About

May 14th, 2021 1h 15m

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 82 - Legend: Mustache Devil Knows What He's About Hobbit and Kyle Smash (Geekfathers) balance the light and the dark when pitching remakes/reimaginings of the 1985 fantasy classic "Legend" Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP!

This Flat Earth (The Short List)

May 7th, 2021 26m 13s

NSFW Ep. 81 - This Flat Earth (The Short List) Style: Mockumentary Synopsis: Werner Herzog and his documentary crew follow four Flat Earthers as they make their way to the South Pole to prove once and for all the earth is flat. Subscribe: bit.l

Six String Samurai: Fistfull of Anne Heche's Butthole

May 1st, 2021 58m 44s

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 80 - Six String Samurai: Fistfull of Anne Heche's Butthole Hobbit and Dungeon Master Jack take a journey through the desert cinema wastelands to crown one remake the king in this episode pitching Six String Samurai! Subsc

Legacy (The Short List)

Apr 23rd, 2021 18m 55s

NSFW Ep. 79 - Legacy (The Short List) Synopsis: The son of a deceased horror writer must struggle with creating his own legacy while in the impossible shadow of a father who kept some very dark secrets. The Holli Fund: https://www.thehollifund.

Waiting For Guffman: Horny For Organ

Apr 16th, 2021 1h 4m

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 78 - Waiting For Guffman: Horny For Organ Hobbit and Thandi Woodard (My Handle is Jonathan Blade) are off to Blaine, Missouri for a community theater reboot/remake of the Christopher Guest classic, Waiting for Guffman! My

Climb (The Short List)

Apr 2nd, 2021 16m 42s

NSFW Ep. 77 - Climb (The Short List) Synopsis: A construction project near a newly clear-cut jungle is ground zero for a global catastrophe when human-specific parasitic fungal spores start spreading, and people start climbing... The Holli Fund

Face/Off: Face Theft In Space!

Mar 26th, 2021 50m 24s

NSFW Smack My Pitch Up 76 - Face/Off: Face Theft In Space! Hobbit and F.U. Hunter (From The Mouths Of Madness, Beautiful Disasters) pitch ideas for a remake/reimagining of Face/Off Subscribe to Smack My Pitch UP! https://link.chtbl.com/smpu_gui

Next Star Neighbor (The Short List)

Mar 19th, 2021 21m 49s

NSFW Ep. 75 - Next Star Neighbor (The Short List) Synopsis: Dan is an actor in a TV series about a loveable alien hiding out in the home of a quirky family. Little does he know a visitor mistaking the TV show for real life is about to be his ne