Some stone doors aren't meant to be opened, and some ropes aren't meant to be pulled…Rating: PG-13. This episode contains racism in academia, the consequences of genocidal colonization, and death in an elevator.Transcript here.

The trailer in this episode is for Sidequesting, a fantasy podcast about avoiding the main plot.

Cast:Felix Trench (he/him) as The Professor.Andrew Siañez-De La O (he/they) as Manny.

Crew:Written by Andrew Siañez-De La O (he/they) and Directed by Colin J. Kelly (he/him).Script Editing by Jesse Schuschu (he/they).Dialogue Editing by Amador Rodriguez (he/him).Sound Design, Scoring, and Mastering by Tal Minear (they/them).Executive Produced by Colin J Kelly (he/him) and Tal Minear (they/them).Artwork by Tal Minear (they/them).

Special thanks to Brad Colbroock for the whistling!

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