The prince was murdered, and the princess given two demands: surrender the kingdom, and marry the enemy prince. She said yes—but what she did instead, nobody saw coming. If this were a video podcast, it'd be banned in all territories.

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Music on this week’s episode:
Kosta T – Red in Black
Jon Luc Hefferman – Ascent*
Free Piece of Tape – Burning School*
Paniks – Homage*
Kosta T – The Spirit of Russian Love (violin)
Paniks – Jelena*

*modified for the podcast.