Red (TV): 6:001989: 1:17:20Reputation: 2:16:30We did something bad...and took 3 hours to sort what may be the best 3 albums of Taylor's discography (excluding Folklore, but she's playing the game on a different level ok). This week we're loo

87. Sort of Merlin: Merlin, Arthur, Gwen and Morgana

28 days ago 1h 36m

LAUREN TURNED 30 THIS WEEK! And for her 30th birthday, we're going to explore the very roots of our homoerotic society. That's right kids, while Destiel was a mere fledgling ship and at less than 100 fics on LiveJournal, Merther was out here DO

86. The Eras Sort: Debut, Fearless (TV) and Speak Now (TV)

Mar 12th, 2024 2h 29m

Debut - 19:30Fearless (TV) - 45:17Speak Now (TV) - 1:25:47IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING. How many times do we talk about Taylor Swift on this podcast? Almost as much as we talk about Supernatural. More so lately now that she's President of th

85. Sort of Marvel: Maya, Fisk, Biscuits, Henry, Chula and More

Feb 27th, 2024 1h 1m

It's time for more Marvel!! Bet you missed it, we know Rachel did. This week Hannah joins us because why not, and we sort everyone from the new show Echo, which was amazing and CRIMINALLY UNDER-ADVERTISED. Like John Oliver, we're doing everythi

84. Sort of Heartstopper: Nick, Charlie, Elle, Tao and Isaac

Feb 13th, 2024 1h 15m

Hi. Hi. Omg. we've finally posted an episode on a Tuesday in 2024 (I mean...they've all been posted on Tuesday...). ANYWAY. Happy Valentine's Day! To celebrate all of you in love, we're sorting Heartstopper, a cute wholesome little show about t

83. Sort of My Big Fat Greek Wedding:

Jan 31st, 2024 1h 3m

OPA! We are 3/3 on getting the podcast out on Wednesday for 2024, and soon we're gonna gaslight you into thinking that was the release date all along. Now let me tell you how the word "gaslight" is Greek. Anyway. This week we're sorting all you

82. Sort of the Princess Diaries: Mia, Nicholas, Lily, Joe and Clarisse

Jan 17th, 2024 1h 20m

GENOVIA. THE LAND I CALL MY HOME. We're in Genovia this week! And we're sorting pretty much everyone worth sorting, which of course includes her majesty Mia Minuette Thermapolis Rinaldi, QUEEN of Genovia. We're following her from San Fran all t

81. Sort of Mean Girls: Cady, Gretchen, Karen and Regina

Jan 3rd, 2024 1h 16m

Boo, you whores. It's time to sort the mean girls! We've got a round up of Plastics and a girl from Africa (don't ask her why she's white) to sort this week, because, well, we just hit 2024, but to use it still feels like 2004. Plus, the musica

80. Sort of How the Grinch Stole Christmas: The Grinch

Dec 19th, 2023 1h 11m

You read that right. We're only sorting one person this episode. And yes it is over an hour. We're extremely talented and neither one of us ever shuts up. Anyway, his brain is full of spiders and he's got garlic in his soul...it's the Grinch. R

79. Sort of Our Flag Means Death: Izzy, Jim and Buttons

Dec 12th, 2023 1h 28m

We're back on the high seas with all of the (gay) pirates, who have now been traumatized thanks to Blackbeard and Stede. But at least they're back together again. Good for them! Anyway, we're not talking about them this time, they had their mom

78. Sort of Marvel: Carol, Monica and Kamala

Nov 21st, 2023 1h 13m

The superheroes are baaaaaack (did they ever really go anywhere) but this time they are WOMEN. This, in the year of Barbie, Taylor Allison Swift and USWNT, is also the year of THE MARVELS. And we're celebrating by sorting Carol Danvers, Monica

77. Sort of Good Omens: Aziraphale and Crowley

Nov 7th, 2023 1h 12m

Have you heard about the plan? Of course you have, we've all heard about the plan. It's ineffable. It's everything. Just no one knows what the plan is. What we DO know is that there are two characters who don't exactly follow the plan, but don'

76. Sort of the Vampire Diaries: Stefan, Damon and Elena

Oct 24th, 2023 1h 49m

Travel with us to Mystic Falls, Virginia (a fake town, not even in Virginia) to sort literally every vampire in the USA. Because they're all there. Even the Original ones, who are only like a thousand years old. But we're not talking about them

75. Sort of True Blood: Sookie, Bill and Eric

Oct 10th, 2023 1h 49m

I WANNA DO BAD THINGS WITH YOU. Did we take you back to the best intro of a TV show ever made? You're welcome. It's officially spooky season and we're ready to be fang bangers (we never stopped) with all the vampires we'll be covering in this e

74. Sort of 9-1-1: Chim, Maddie and Josh

Sep 27th, 2023 1h 43m

WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO. The ambulance noises are for 911, and also because Hailee and Illy are back! They continue their not-so-secret manipulation to get us to watch this entire show out of order by making us sort everyone in existence. This week i

73. Sort of She's the Man: Viola, Duke, Olivia and Sebastian

Sep 12th, 2023 50m 44s

Who's the man? SHE'S THE MAN. Remember in the 90s and early 2000s when every teen movie shot into cinemas was actually Billy Shakespeare in disguise. I do. Bring those days back so we can have more batshit insane crazy plots like this. No one d

72. Sort of Barbie: Barbie. Ken and Gloria

Aug 29th, 2023 1h 13m

SUBLIME!

71. Sort of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy, Angel, Spike, Giles, Xander, Willow and Gang

Aug 15th, 2023 2h 6m

After 3 years, Rachel has finally done it. She's finally managed to leverage the power of her birthday to get Lauren to watch all 7 seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Even better, Lauren enjoyed herself. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RACHEL INDEED. As th

70. Sort of Star Wars: Rey, Kylo, Finn and Poe

Aug 1st, 2023 1h 21m

Guess who the Reylo fan is. No really guess. Is it one of us. Is it neither of us. We really cannot tell. We can tell you that the sequels are sorely lacking in any Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker. REY KENOBI TRUTHERS 4 LYFE (truthers becaus

69. Sort of Nancy Drew: Bess, Carson and Ryan

Jul 18th, 2023 1h 10m

We're back in Horseshoe Bay for another spooooooky mystery. It's not Halloween this time around because this year is Vampire Palooza, but since the 4th of July passed, we're officially calling it Spooky Season! Last time we sorted Nancy Drew, w

68. Sort of Star Trek: Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Bones, Scotty, Sulu and Chekov

Jul 4th, 2023 1h 48m

Happy Fourth and more importantly happy Hannah's birthday! Today we boldly go where nowhere has gone before and sort the crew members from the bridge of the USS Enterprise into houses. So half the episode is solely about Kirk, and then Spock, a

67. Sort of Gilmore Girls: Rory, Lorelai, Luke, Dean, Jess & Logan

Jun 20th, 2023 1h 52m

WHERE YOU LEAD. I WILL FOLLOW. ANYWHERE. THAT YOU TELL ME TO. And that includes to Star's Hollow for 7 seasons and a reunion! One of our most favorite guests Tricia is back and she requested we get to know the Gilmore girls, Luke's diner, and t

66. Sort of Ted Lasso: Ted, Rebecca, Roy, Keeley, Jamie and the Rest of the Team

Jun 6th, 2023 1h 32m

He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where...are you, like the rest of the world, a fan of Ted Lasso? If you're not, leave. If you're not because you haven't watched it yet, WATCH IT. We promise, although it is about football (football is

65. Sort of the Walking Dead: Rick, Michonne, Daryl and Negan

May 23rd, 2023 1h 25m

DON'T DEAD. OPEN INSIDE. Do you fear the walking dead? Us too. Or Lauren does. She'd kill herself immediately or you'd have another Rick or Michonne on your hands. Get ready for this description written by the only person on the episode who bas

64. Sort of Marvel: Quill, Gamora, Rocket, Drax, Mantis and Nebula

May 9th, 2023 1h 42m

We're all hooked on a feeling. Rachel has not been quiet about her confusion and sometimes downright derision for superhero movies, but the Guardians are Her thing. Peter Quill (STARLORD) is her man. Guys, this is her episode. We don't know wha