Spider-Dan & The Secret Bores

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This is my filthiest podcast ever by far! As we tackle one of the most infamous films of all time in a brand new format! #Penthouse's #Caligula one part porno and one part historical epic. Who else could guide us through this hedonistic experience other than The Duke Of Debauchery himself Dan Burgess. The rise and fall of not only a #Caesar of #Rome but also of the film depicting it. Join us as we discuss #GoreVidal, feeding penises to the dogs & j***ing into a bowl #PrepareForPrattle Check out Dan's photography on his website https://danburgessphoto.co.uk/work and don't forget to follow his associated social media accounts. To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# 
"That's no moon..." It's #PrattleWorld returning to #AGalaxyFarFarAway with dashing rogue Scott Hodgson at the driving seat this time and me as his furry yet very loud co-pilot! We are here to smuggle you the very best with our Top 5 #StarWars video games before we #KesselRun away with ourselves! Join us as we discuss #MaxRebo, dial-up internet and throwing babies in ovens! #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# #StarWarsJediKnightDarkForcesII #StarWarsBountyHunter #StarWarsYodaStories #StarWarsEpisodeIRacer #StarWarsKnightsOfTheOldRepublic #StarWarsShadowsOfTheEmpire #LegoStarWarsTheCompleteSaga #StarWarsSquadrons #StarWarsRogueSquadron2RogueLeader #StarWarsNes1991
The Slash Of The Titans returns...Now in comic form! It's #ElmStreet V.S. #CrystalLake, as Dennis and I compare #Wildstorm's comic book adaptations of #ANightmareOnElmStreet & #FridayThe13th. Join us as we discuss whether slasher films translate into comics, nekkid ladies and Dennis disappointing the #Prattalion. It's #FreddyVsJason place your bets and #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
The #StarWarsSaga never ends as we continue our #EwokAdventure with Episode II: What Were They Thinking?!?! As we attempt to sift through the Feech and find a #KyberCrystal in the rough. Which is the best of the worst #StarWars theatrical films? Who will be the victor of the #CloneBores? You'll have to listen to find out! Join #AngryAndyReviews & I again as we discuss #JarJarBinks, morbid children & #Ewok War Crimes? #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# Be sure to check out Angry Andy’s solo review of the very same two films. https://youtu.be/HSzrr3enM8I
"What have you done?" Angry Andy Reviews & I are leaving #PrattleWorld for a galaxy far far away to revisit forgotten #StarWars Legends featuring everybody's favourite Massa-Care Bears those cuddly cannibals The #Ewoks! Listen as we give in to our anger and complete our journey to The #Darkside. Join us as we discuss the FOREST moon of #Endor, nature documentary narration & w***ing off magic trees... #PrepareForPrattle Be sure to join us for part 2 available now and check out Andy’s YouTube Channel! https://youtube.com/user/Knowlsy1878 and follow him on his new #Instagram https://www.instagram.com/angry_andy1138/ To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
As The Ultimate Warrior once said "LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!" As we journey to Planet Wrestletopia to interview the writers of Invasion From Planet Wrestletopia Ed Kuehnel & Matt Entin of Suspicious Behaviour Productions. Join us for one slobberknocker of a podcast as we discuss Earth in a steel cage, childhood nostalgia and Leisure Suit Larry! #PrepareForPrattle Single digital issues of #InvasionFromPlanetWrestletopia are available now on #Comixology https://www.comixology.co.uk/Invasion-from-Planet-Wrestletopia-1/digital-comic/774116 And then support #SuspiciousBehaviourProduction's upcoming #Kickstarter in May for a physical copy of all the issues collected in trade paper back form with unique extras such as a new painted cover and trading cards! To find out when that starts and to get all the #Wrestletopia news follow their various social media platforms below brother! Website Twitter Facebook Instagram Tumblr To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
Max Byrne of Mandatory Marvel/DC is here to defend "One Ugly Muthaf***er!" There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight! As we hunt through the concrete jungle to find the best trophies in #Predator2. Join us as we discuss #Yautja Lore, Crazy #GaryBusey and the alternate future dystopias of 1997... #PrepareForPrattle Check out Max's podcast over at #ComicsInMotion https://anchor.fm/comics-in-motion-podcast To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
#TheNightStalker AKA Dennis Whittle is back brandishing a shiny blade and he is not afraid to use it! As he forces me to discuss the beginnings of The #Slasher film genre. Join us as we discuss inexplicable German accents, the censorship of toilets & Christopher Lee's third nipple. #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
ATEN-HUT! Hope you enjoyed your R&R over Christmas Privates, because were back! #AttentionSeekingGeek Ben Crampton is here to sound off like he's got a pair and defend the film #SmallSoldiers! Will he successfully defend his foxhole or will the situation become FUBAR? Join us as we talk childhood memories, Gorgonites VS The Commando Elite and Rodeo Burgers. #PrepareForPrattle Be sure to check out Ben’s YouTube Channel https://youtube.com/c/ATTENTIONSEEKINGGEEK To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
There's only one thing on this officer's #Christmas list this year...Revenge! He's coming for the naughty and the nice in #ManiacCop2. Not to worry I have Deputy Dan Burgess on the case, lets hope he can stop me from screaming blue murder! Join us on this joyous #ChristmasDay for the last #AlterNativityStories podcast of this horrific year, as we discuss Franken-Cops, massive chins and fingering killers! #PrepareForPrattle Be sure to checkout Dan’s Photography over at https://danburgessphoto.co.uk/ To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
We don't just celebrate #Christmas during the #AlterNativityStories season we celebrate all festive holidays! As this is the last day of #Hanukkah I thought I'd celebrate the fact that without #Jewish creators there wouldn't be superhero comics, movies, video games etc. So to show my appreciation, I'll be listing my Top 5 Jewish Superheroes!! Join me as I discuss Mossad, a suit of souls and an emphatic dinosaur... #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# #Sabra #MarvelComics #Ragman #DCComics #GertrudeYorkes #TheRunaways #Songbird #TheThunderbolts #AtomSmasher #JSA
#AngryAndyReviews is back this #AlterNativityStories season to Dolph your halls with #IComeInPeace! As we are buddying up again for the holidays we thought we'd look at a #BuddyCop movie which is half #LethalWeapon and half #Predator!! Join us as we talk pointless explosions, roundhouse kicks gone wrong & rice pudding #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# Be sure to check out Andy’s YouTube Channel! https://youtube.com/user/Knowlsy1878
If you always thought #HomeAlone's Kevin McCallister was a little sociopath then this is the film for you! Dennis Whittle is back to celebrate another season of #AlterNativityStories by taking a look at the underrated Christmas Cult Classic #BetterWatchOut. Join us as we talk Christingles, swinging paint cans and nappy rash cream...#PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
Part 2 of our continuing list of not so honourable gentlemen and women. Join us as I get on my soapbox, Andy laments the death of liberty and we discuss presidents with big red buttons... #PrepareForPrattle  #GreggStilson #TheDeadZone #VilosCohagen #TotalRecall #AmandaWaller #SuicideSquad #ChancellorPalpatine #StarWars #LarryVaughn #Jaws To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# Be sure to check out Andy’s YouTube Channel! https://youtube.com/user/Knowlsy1878
In the real world what makes a good or bad politician would be a hotly debated topic. Luckily #AngryAndyReviews is here to cut a swath through the bureaucracy and to tell us exactly what to think and who the #WorstFictionalPoliticians definitely are! Join us as we discuss racist gas, boiling frogs and free school meals. Then join us for the conclusion in Part 2... #PrepareForPrattle #JamesDale #MarsAttacks #AlanRichmond #AbsolutePower #RobertKelly #XMen #DellRusk #AvengersRedZone #AdamSutler #VForVendetta To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# Be sure to check out Andy’s YouTube Channel! https://youtube.com/user/Knowlsy1878
As 2020 has been the longest year on record Dan "Calendar Man" Keatis thought it would only be appropriate to close out this year's #ShockPhobiaFest with the longest in year in #TheDarkKnight's career. Join us as we discuss zombie dinner guests, colour blindness and pearl necklaces... #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
Hannah & Nathan are back for #ShockPhobiaFest with a podcast I think you might take a #Lycan too! This week we discuss #GingerSnaps the underdog of #Werewolf movies! Join us as we discuss The Curse, Goth culture and lots of dead dogs!! #PrepareForPrattle Be sure to visit https://www.deathbypie.co.uk/ to find out about Hannah & Nathan’s current and upcoming theatre productions, music videos and more! To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
Scream Queen Roisin is back for some ultra-violence as #HouseOf1000Corpses takes on #31! It's the #TheFireflyFamily V.S. #TheHeadsGang in this year's #ShockPhobiaFest #CloneBores!! Whichever film loses, #RobZombie wins!!! Join us as we discuss #SavingPrivateRyan, switchblades & #TheTexasChainsawMassacre... #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
#ShockPhobiaFest has returned from the dead one year later to haunt the airwaves yet again this #Halloween! Speaking of haunting in this episode Dennis Whittle introduces me to the ghostly classic #TheChangeling join us as we discuss modern #HauntedHouse movies, #HighSpiritsWithShirleyGhostman & how much I like it when people see me coming... #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
In the wake of #DCFandome and the announcement that #WarnerBros will be creating more standalone #Elseworlds film universes. Dennis & I have decided to list our favourite DC Elseworlds comics. Join us as we discuss Elseworlds Finest Frankenstein's Monster, #Batman as a man of the cloth and #WonderWoman battling Jack The Ripper! #PrepareForPrattle #SupermanKal #WonderWomanAmazonia #BatmanRedRain #JSATheGoldenAge #SupermanSpeedingBullets #BatmanCastleOfTheBat #JLATheNail #TheSupermanMonster #BatmanHoudiniTheDevilsWorkshop #BatmanHolyTerror To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
Lucy & Scott are here to defend a very divisive set of films #TheTwilightSaga based on the books by #StephanieMyers. Featuring the conflicted love triangle between Edward, Bella & Jacob. Join us as we discuss bland protagonists, #Volvo product placement and granite penises. #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
#TheSentinels Live! Back from my long hiatus I have rebooted and updated my systems (however I'm still suffering from the sniffles) to give you another #Top5 comics featuring the cold merciless #XMen extermination machines The #Sentinels. Join me as I discuss Nano Sentinels, Magic Sentinels and #JJonahJameson. #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/#
The final installment of #WesternMonth features the stars of #DeathByPie's #Westernized The Good Hannah Hobley, The Bad Nathan Smith & The Ugly Spider-Dan! As we attempt to dig for gold in the contemporary western #MeeksCutoff. Join us as we discuss #WaitingForGodot, child death and #Duffman #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# Be sure to visit https://www.deathbypie.co.uk/ to find out about Hannah & Nathan’s current and upcoming theatre productions, music videos and more!
After a quick whiskey #AngryAndyReviews and I are back for the results, but who will be quicker on the draw? Will it be the bombastic #Django or will it be the haunting #TheGreatSilence? No matter who loses #SergioCorbcucci is the true victor this #WesternMonth. #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# Be sure to check out Andy’s YouTube Channel! https://youtube.com/user/Knowlsy1878
#AngryAndyReviews is back to remind us that this town ain't big enough for two films! In #WesternMonth's celluloid shoot out, we compare the two films #Django & #TheGreatSilence that both heavily influenced #QuentinTarantino's westerns #DjangoUnchained & #TheHatefulEight. Join us as we discuss elaborate chain gun traps, #PhoenixNights & #KlausKinski being a d*** #PrepareForPrattle To be briefed in full on the Secret Bores head over to #PrattleWorld https://www.spiderdanandthesecretbores.com/# Be sure to check out Andy’s YouTube Channel! https://youtube.com/user/Knowlsy1878
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Created by
Spider-Dan & The Secret Bores
Podcast Status
Active
Started
Nov 3rd, 2018
Latest Episode
Apr 9th, 2021
Release Period
Weekly
Episodes
98
Avg. Episode Length
About 1 hour
Explicit
Yes
Order
Episodic
Language
English

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