We survived the heatwave from last week and are back with a new episode! This week, we start out discussing Dana Carvey movies and how this political hell world we live in has produced “great” comedy much like many dummies predicted. Then we all get excited at the idea of college football coming back into our lives soon, talk about how adding “-Vegas” to the end of SEC college towns is condescending, and Jim Harbaugh is already talking before the start his next disappointing season. We shift to talk about the NFL and their complete failure and cowardice as an organization to properly punish players of wrongdoing. We then lighten the mood as we figure out who we’d want to kick in the nards, the Mets getting Chik-Fil-A foul poles, and robot umpires. Then we investigate Greg Maddux and uncover the disgusting monster he truly was as a player. Later, we are joined once again by American icon, Regis Philbin. Regis fills us in on what he’s been up to since his last visit to the Sportatorium, how he’s handled the heat wave, his love of the Yankees, and shares some of his favorite pranks. We don’t pull any pranks or punches and end the show with a new round of DABS!

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