this is the very first premium episode for our patreon subscribers! congrats! and thank you! in this episode me and Dorian go off on some motherfuckers because we can. when you're behind a paywall you're safe. so you guys get to hear all the ex

the pream always rises to the top

Apr 24th, 2020 38m 26s

this week me and Dorian go in on a comic that describes herself as a "life coach" and steamrolls other comedians because of their insecurities.

adidas(all day I pream about sex

Apr 24th, 2020 57m 22s

this is my favorite episode I've done with Dorian

pream on

Apr 24th, 2020 47m 43s

sorry for the tardiness i fucked up big time but i guess technically it's on time and not early as promised. i'll make it up to you somehow.

let's talk about Loqueesha

Apr 24th, 2020 1h

me and Dorian watched Loqueesha. A true masterpiece.

Matt Besser can improv eating my ass

Apr 24th, 2020 49m 45s

UCB is a pyramid scheme. For the price of a class at UCB I will train you not to be a wimp in comedy and be a badass that smokes and listens to The Anthony Cumia show. Improv is for losers.

we found out the source of my anxiety and depression

Apr 24th, 2020 57m 8s

we get real deep on this one. it's less of a podcast and more of a free therapy session for me where I found out the source of my anxiety that years of shrinks couldn't do. give me a degree, I've earned it. thank you.

Aziz, Epstein, and .... Yusef Roach?

Apr 24th, 2020 57m 33s

we talk child sex trafficking in this one folks. no easy way around it.

benadryl moron

Apr 24th, 2020 1h

after an entire day of trying to figure out what exactly was wrong with Levelator to fix the audio, I finally did it. and I hope this episode is worth all the trouble and the whole night of sleep I didn't get. I'm going to bed now. enjoy.

WARNING: bummer episode

Apr 24th, 2020 25m 29s

I recorded this as sort of a way to make me feel a little better. it's a quick one and it's just me kind of thinking out loud. trying to make some sense of things. I will be back and funny again with Dorian and Wade next week, I promise. was ju

young and addicted

Apr 24th, 2020 49m 8s

me and Dorian forgot Intervention was an option as something to watch after months of not watching it. I love Intervention.

a bonus early bonus

Apr 24th, 2020 54m 56s

this is something I recorded and threw together as a bonus bonus if you will. it's not the weekly bonus episode that comes out tomorrow, this is a bonus bonus.

there's a joke thief in our midst

Apr 24th, 2020 46m 26s

after a few unsuccessful takes me and Dorian are back at it with a PREMIUM episode all about joke thieves, the righteous gemstones and the genius that is Danny Mcbride and Jody Hill, episodes of Intervention that literally make me gag, and lose

let's review Special Unit

Apr 24th, 2020 52m 34s

this week me and Dorian sat down and watched Christopher Titus' film Special Unit. although I respect Titus as a comic, this movie sucks a fat dick. it sucks so bad we couldn't even get one whole hour out of shitting on it so instead we shit on

all the movies I've seen this year

Apr 24th, 2020 47m 27s

this week I just go through and break down every movie of 2019 I have seen. don't worry, it's not a lot of them.

allow me to cancel myself *deafening gunshot*

Apr 24th, 2020 50m 4s

I'm cancelled

Slumber Party Massacre 2 commentary

Apr 24th, 2020 1h 13m

me and Dorian watch and provide commentary for Slumber Party Massacre 2. a very bad movie starring the lady from the show Wings.watch along with us.

we're back(a dinosaur story)

Jan 9th, 2020 54m 15s

the bitch and the dumb boy are back. gotta lot of catching up to do since the hiatus.

FROM THE VAULT: Pennywise? yeah we got a whole congress full of those

Dec 23rd, 2019 35m 46s

31 days of horror? yeah, I think I get enough of that watching the NEWS about our PRESIDENT

FROM THE VAULT: wanna have sex sex?

Dec 12th, 2019 51m 1s

here's an episode we unlocked for xmas. it's from october and me and Dorian just got back from NYC. enjoy!

UNLOCKED PATREON EPISODE: Trailer Trash Hobbyists reunion

Oct 21st, 2019 54m 59s

the hobbyists are back after 2 years! we cover the Raw reunion, crazy cazboys, and trying to book Buff Bagwell. a whole lotta fun.

southern momma origin story w/Terry Thomas, Hallie Tarpley, and Geo Perez

Oct 13th, 2019 1h 16m

this week I'm joined by my good pals Terry Thomas, Hallie Tarpley, and Geo Perez from New York to discuss some funny comedy circuit stories from a few years back including a comedy competition where Southern Mama judged and then Terry tells a f

Chappelle/Joker Tour 2020 w/Robbie Goodwin

Oct 6th, 2019 1h 3m

this week I'm joined by Robbie Goodwin from New York City. we have a great conversation but I goofed and knocked something loose with my mic and as a result mine shorts out every now and then. but I thought the conversation was just too damn go

UNLOCKED PATREON EPISODE: da problem wif apu

Sep 22nd, 2019 56m 4s

we talk a lot about the GOAT Chris Hansen and his various shows where he catches pedophiles. wow. fascinating stuff.

spending my life savings on a Disney trip w/Ian Brooken aka Fathom

Sep 15th, 2019 1h 21m

this week I'm joined by Ian Brooken aka Fathom. he is always a good hang and a great chat. we cover it all guys. music from this episode:Stud Cole-feels goodDanny Brown-downward spiral also if you enjoy the show and wanna help support it,