It's the passionate tale of a Soft Rock Duo who fail so hard at doing the thing they love whilst succeeding so much at becoming Jingle Writing Dynamos, and then losing each other to the sweaty teats of Lady Fortune. Soft Rock? Topless Ladies Wa

105 SEX FOG: The Director's Complete Cut

Oct 28th, 2016 2h 15m

It's the most, spookiest time of the year in Willowknob , CT. PROM NIGHT! What happens when a mystical fog attacks the most wholesome town on planet earth? On prom night? Nothing? Oh. But what if that fog turned people into sex-crazed monsters?

104 DRAGON CHILDREN... again!

Jun 3rd, 2016 1h 10m

The internet tried to ban this daring yet laughable portrayal of Dutch culture and we said NO! That's right, Dragon Children was originally our 13th episode and it was taken down for some reason. We brought it back in all its glory, complete wi

103 NEW GIRL: Hat & Glasses

May 17th, 2016 43m 53s

Everyone but Coach gets to be in this one! Winston buys a hat and glasses at an estate sale and is immediately welcomed into the inner circle of Los Angeles' wealthy elite. Jess has a hard time with a difficult student, while Nick and Schmidt a

102 TAPE 1431 a horror story

Feb 25th, 2016 1h 43m

A found footage horror flick for your EARS?! Yes, friends! It's our very first, entirely serious episode of Table Read where we perform a straight-up horror script. Kinda. It starts funny and has creepy moments until? BAM! You get hit with spoo

101 BLADER HIGH Season Two

Feb 11th, 2016 1h 4m

Teens! Ghosts! Roller Blades! That's right! We got most of the cast of Blader High, America's finest web series, together to perform the first FIVE episodes of Season Two before they're even filmed!In the first of the five episodes featured in

100th Episode Spectacular! JJ Abrams, Mark Hamill, Taylor Swift, Kurt Russell, Donald Sutherland

Feb 4th, 2016 56m 43s

One Hundred Episodes of Table Read! That's right! Where did the other 60-something go? Shut up dude!JJ Abrams hosts this carnival of superstars! Taylor Swift! Mark Hamill! Kurt Russell! Donald Sutherland? Tim Allen! Join them as they discuss t

36 FILTH. SEX. WEALTH.

Jan 28th, 2016 1h 10m

Season Three! We're back after a long break and we got you something sexy- a prime time soap in the vein of THE GOOD WIFE, SCANDAL, REVENGE, TYLER PERRY'S WHATEVER, and so on.Filth. Sex. Wealth. is all about the most powerful people on earth a

35 STAR WARS Ep. 7 ULTIMATE

Dec 11th, 2015 1h 50m

EPISODE 7 hits theaters in ONE WEEK, but just a year ago, we released the original draft of the script on our show. In celebration of JJ and the rest, Table Read has cut all the gabbing and sandwiched part 1 and part 2 of our STAR WARS read tog

34 AVENGERS with JOSS WHEDON!

Apr 21st, 2015 1h 34m

JOSS WHEDON?! On TABLE READ?! Yup. He hosts this very special episode of Table Read: the podcast where we perform his early draft of AVENGERS, Age of Ultron. The whole gang is in the studio; Black Widow, The HULK, Captain America, Hawkeye, Iron

33 THE WALKING DEAD

Apr 14th, 2015 52m 37s

ZOMBIES! Everywhere! We were invited to co-write the SERIES FINALE of the WALKING DEAD for AMC. It's not going to happen for 5 more seasons but we thought it would be fun to share with you, now that this current season has concluded."Get busy

32 WALKING DEAD: Teaser

Apr 7th, 2015 3m 32s

AMC's THE WALKING DEAD is a great show and it's going to end! Not soon but after 11 seasons? You bet. This is a teaser to our EXCLUSIVE, WALKING DEAD SERIES FINALE next week.

31 ADVENTURE SQUAD: Voyage Into The Fantastic!

Mar 31st, 2015 1h 4m

When the baddest man in the universe is recruited to recover the deadliest weapon ever created, you better believe everyone will die. In SPACE! Hear it before it airs on the SIFI Network!Adventure Squad is essentially the sequel to FIREFLY wit

30 FRIENDS: Murder in Paradise

Mar 24th, 2015 53m 48s

Remember the greatest comedy of all time? Yeah, that one. FRIENDS was the best show on television and now it's BACK. Ross is still a mumbly douche, Rachel is killed in the first two minutes, Joey and Chandler are a mess with their gay wedding j

29 Best of Season 2

Mar 17th, 2015 54m 41s

After just two, scorching episodes we decided it was time to turn up the heat ONE THOUSAND PERCENT and release a show featuring some of the best clips (many yet to come) of Season Two!Come for the clips and stay for the hilarious show wrapped

28 WETLANDS

Mar 10th, 2015 1h 6m

"The Murdering of M. Cartwright" is a first for Table Read; a serious episode?! Not completely but as serious an episode as you can ever hope to hear on this show. We liked most of the 20 minutes we saw of TRUE DETECTIVE and felt it provided pl

27 Alter of Hyperion: A GAME OF THRONES

Mar 3rd, 2015 1h 13m

SEASON TWO IS HERE!After a long break, Table Read: the podcast is back and brings you ointment for that itch you got overseas. We've never seen a single episode of GAME OF THRONES so when a competing network asked us to create a complete knock

Episode 26 STAR WARS VII part 2

Jan 21st, 2014 1h 13m

Season One of Table Read comes to a fabulous end with the conclusion of STAR WARS, Episode 7. Darth Porkins is running wild throughout the galaxy while Luke looks for love, Lando is black and Han deals with the harsh reality that his gross wif

Episode 25 STAR WARS VII part 1

Jan 14th, 2014 1h 14m

The wait is OVER! We got a hold of JJ Abrams' 1st draft of STAR WARS Episode VII: Resurgence of Darkness and made it better! Chewy, Luke, Lando, R2- they're all back in this exciting new adventure. 20 years after the defeat of the Empire, young

Episode 24 Nebraska

Jan 7th, 2014 17m 22s

A small episode that packs a BIG punch! Come for the shortest script we've ever read and stay for the HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT from SUPER 8 director, J. J. Abrams!

Episode 23 Stung: A Spelling Bee Story with Robots

Dec 31st, 2013 1h 12m

Love. Spelling. A Robotic Police Officer. Half Bird, Half Men Soldiers Who Fly Around and CRAP?! YES! This story has all that and MORE! Tune in to hear the legend of the greatest spelling bee champion ever, Dennis Templeton and his journey into

Episode 22 Love in Christmas Town

Dec 24th, 2013 1h 3m

It's Christmas time! Snuggle up with our first ever ROM-COM about an elf and a lady reindeer who fall in love... AT THE NORTH POLE! Then, listen to a super-short script for a show we made that's about teens on an island! WOOT!Get all buttery a

Episode 21 Family Matters: MIAMI

Dec 17th, 2013 1h 18m

Carl Winslow and associates trade their ho-hum lives in the windy apple for the cool breezes and hot, Latin rhythms of lady Miami. When Carl's partner is killed on his first day on the beat, he goes to a deep, dark place and slaps everything th

Episode 20 The Outpost

Dec 10th, 2013 1h 24m

In the Jamaican badlands, there's a building... throw in multi-dimensional travel, robot children and sexy John Tesh music and you get THE OUTPOST! As if the story weren't intriguing enough, there's also a pterodactyl that may or may not play

Episode 19 Best Of

Dec 3rd, 2013 1h 12m

Technically our 20th Episode, so it's technically a celebration! We have a panel of moderators from the Associated Press, the Huffington Post and La Opinion weigh in on some of their favorite moments from the show so far. This show is perfect