Bolted doors and windows barred - Matt and Jason stand on guard - another episode not to dread - yes, of course, it's Pumpkinhead! And with that terrible rhyme comes their commentary on this 1988 creature feature. So, just in case God doesn't show (and he won't), enter the witch's lair and sit a spell while your handsome hosts dig up their deepest thoughts on film background, a salute to our Italian-American friends, douchebags with headbands, city kids invading the rural areas, the ubiquity of denim in '80s cinema, the gaping terror of Bundt cakes, gender ambiguity in monsters, names you can't take seriously, Pumpkinhead's black metal makeover, the evolution of music subculture chicks, and other things that'll scare the piss out of you. For each of man's evils, a special demon exists. And this one stinks of booze and off-color jokes. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com