There's a fungus among us! Well, more like... fungi? Believe me, the only fun guys you need to pay attention to are Matt and Jason as they don the evil sunglasses and hack up the Japanese language with their culinary commentary on the 1963 release of Attack of the Mushroom People. Let your handsome host shoot spores all over you in the form of film background, funny crimes, the Shipwheel Cult, Japanese Gilligan's Island, Matt the Yacht Rock Captain, the loss of humanity, hallucinogenic experiences, Reverse Geisha, exciting slave trader careers, Jason's anti-Gamera rant and other bulbous banter. Now, go on. Give it a lick. It'll make you feel good.  -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com