I'm Chris Illuminati. I wrote two books about being an a**hole, manage a men's lifestyle website, write awful parenting advice on Post-It notes and started a podcast just to get all of the weird ideas in my mind out to an audience. I'm going to talk to some cool people, do some weird skits, say some stupid things and hopefully just help people kill time.

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Thank you for not laughing.