An ancient, wise Kentuckian gives Larry an ominous prediction ■ The "historic" tavern that wasn't ■ Meet the woman who's fighting ghosts in Hayti, Missouri ■ The greatest motel chain you never heard of ■ The "Mexican" meal that could gag a maggot ■ Which states are cucked and which are not? ■ The last two employers all Americans may soon be working for ■ Is America doomed? Find out, in Part 3 of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!